blondgarbage

Always my favourite day of the week 🍑 #Humpday

I think I got stung in the garden. Anyone want to come check?

Oh hello 🥵😍

How's your #fursday going?

It may be #humpday but you can call me Thursday the way I throw it back

Have you ever had sex in a rocking chair? (Me neither but I'd like to try) #mcm #momochromemonday

Took some new pics today but none of them look good in monochrome 😪😪😪

Thank you 🥰 I'm literally blushing 🫣

Okay I'll get in position and wait for you 😍

Looking for some Monday motivation. #mcm #monochromemonday

I think I got stung in the garden. Anyone want to come check?

This is where the magic happens

Oh stop, I'm blushing 🤭😍

I want to take new photos for you guys but I'm running out of ideas 😪 I need a coach

Need a cure for the Monday blues #mcm #monochromemonday

I was just wondering what I was going to have for lunch! 🤤😍

I like y’all post, but I’m shy to comment sometimes in the moment and then I go back and comment something, I hope that’s not weird. 🙈

Need a cure for the Monday blues #mcm #monochromemonday

It starts a little something like this

And for my next trick, I will make it disappear! 🪄😈

Breakfast! 😍🤤

Happy #humpday boys 🍑

Where's the zoomed out version? 🫣🤤

Been a while. Are we still doing the Friday thing?

All alone and bored at work if anyone wants to provide entertainment *bats eyelashes*

You are absolutely stunning 🫣🥵

Thanks sexy 😍😍😘

Come get it while it's hot 😈

Lunch is ready

#humpday 🐫