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Jess

@jerseyfjord.bsky.social

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Current events confirm the achieved wisdom of time-honored classics in the social sciences.

03.03.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 941    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

03.03.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3503    πŸ” 503    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 14
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your moment of calm: sea potatoes! potatoes of the sea!

03.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 656    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

Who could have predicted the drunk with crusader tattoos would think this

03.03.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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2003 except way way dumber and 2003 (for those of you who don't remember) was already as dumb as you could possibly get.

28.02.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can't wait to find out how the UK is complicit in this

28.02.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump’s attack on Iran has me seriously questioning the legitimacy and value of the FIFA Peace Prize

28.02.2026 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 256    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

oh I see the board of peace has declared war

28.02.2026 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1039    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2
Trump wearing a fuckass USA hat. He looks like a joke, because he is.

Trump wearing a fuckass USA hat. He looks like a joke, because he is.

It’s the least important thing, but I can’t believe our pedophile president just declared an illegal war at 3am in this fuckass hat.

28.02.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2395    πŸ” 460    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 46

Right wing tears over the Greens win is the only sustenance I need.

27.02.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are only two categories for every attribute a human can have:

Religion - Christian or Political
Gender - Male or Political
Race - White or Political
Etc…

24.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to the White House isn't political, says the guy who let the FBIs very own Make A Wish kid chug a beer with them in the locker room while the President called on speakerphone to shit on the Women's Team

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The fastest milkshake duck in sports history.

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The entire team has previous, individual engagements.

23.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

oh word???? no shit????? for real????????

23.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3410    πŸ” 614    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 63

I miss the Winter Olympics

23.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our orange boy is having a depressed day

23.02.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Lol damn

23.02.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute filth. Decent way to win a gold.

19.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[Enter Puck.]

19.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 864    πŸ” 209    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 28
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ₯ˆCanada Takes SilverπŸ₯ˆπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

The best hockey game these Canadian women have played in a long time, but its Megan Keller as the gold medal hero for the Americans.

USA 2-1 CANADA (OT)

Hilary Knight's career ends golden.

19.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

GOLD FOR THE USA

19.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

/plays free bird

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A skier walks into the woods

A skier walks into the woods

19.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every four years the us and canada meet in the womens hockey gold medal game and every 20 years the us wins and its fun otherwise its pure HELL

19.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For any non-Brits watching this, it is absolutely inconceivable that members of the establishment face consequences, get arrested etc, unless it is so nakedly corrupt and illegal that it threatens the whole rotten edifice.

19.02.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 630    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
"I'm glad the late queen wasn't alive to see this."
@mrjamesob.bsky.social expresses his sympathies for the late queen, following the arrest of her son, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.

"I'm glad the late queen wasn't alive to see this." @mrjamesob.bsky.social expresses his sympathies for the late queen, following the arrest of her son, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but have we considered the possibility that the late Queen was not a particularly nice or good person

19.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 3