THE win(ion) ☁️

ended up Not going to the club bc rehearsals are tomorrow lmfao gl to me

im so frunk but im so vibey

also mu god niece is my favourite human

jello gang im drunk as fuck

hsr canto......

twirled on my sock, unbalanced myself, took like 10 steps backwards trying to avoid falling, ended up falling anyways

but the gay ensemble man said my landing pose was very cunty, so honestly im not embarassed about it

there are two types of people in this world:
1) people who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Yes that's me
can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

Please give me your credit card information.

You are a fan yes.

Can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

did you not appreciate my epic copypasta edit bringing together lemon demon and yoda

dont think its intentional but its very fun

huh fun coincidence, but take the flower Alyssum. as a name it means 'without madness'

now naturally one nickname of alyssum would be Alice, who infamously ends up the only sane person in a very mad land

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE ORIGINAL COPYPASTA?

Hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon I'm on my side account because i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

my new name is fanfics georg. the amount i read is an outlier adn should not be counted.

EVIL WIZARD: your going in the time loop
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cars are freaky scary death boxes and i think that it should be illegal how essential they've become

no regrets

Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.

the wild. The tragic part - something that we'd never considered - was that this birds fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make?

we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and ask the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained enough strength to spread its wings, we would release it back into

fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we

One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having

yk what time it is

not so much allergy as just a really really bad time that it's not worth it

bro its hard to eat fuckin anything with a garlic weakness. my mothers weakness is garlic and you would Not believe how hard it is to just get Non-garlicked Burger Patties. or a pie, or a damn crumbed fish. Anything that's pre-prepared whatsoever.

head so full that ive become no thoughts

Hello this is Jedi Grand Master aka Yoda I'm in the side temple because i got locked out of the main temple. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new saber and continue bothering the council.

not sure who won. it's hard to tell when there's no mortal injuries, due to using finger guns.