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Lazy Vampire Enthusiast (Keffy)

@keffy.bsky.social

he/him/they/them 500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man. I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm. M.Phil Genetics https://ko-fi.com/keffyk

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I'm honestly really depressed about it... I finally found something I could share with my husband and it's just fake slop. Everything is fake. I keep running up against "why bother making art when not only can people not tell the difference if it's any good but they also can't tell if it's real"

28.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been enjoying the cosmic crisps, which I think are a honeycrisp hybrid that WSU developed.

My kingdom for a gravenstein, though.

28.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"haha this is funny music"

"I use AI to make the songs and modify them after"

*sigh* *throws into trash*

28.10.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spend 4+ hrs drawing 2 30x30 dungeon maps for a 6-8 hr module.

Players in 2 hours beeline directly to the bbeg's bedroom through the most boring passageways and without doing any investigation immediately find the portal directly to the end battle.

26.10.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nope, i don't have time for more than a driveby on the Discourse because
a) some people say "triggered" and they mean triggered but
b) other people say "triggered" and they mean that they just kinda didn't like it and wanted a slightly different ending

but mostly the d&d session I planned is Big

25.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Support the Surrey International Writers' Conference!, organized by Jenn Striemer For thirty-two years, the Surrey International Writers’ Conference… Jenn Striemer needs your support for Support the Surrey International Writers' Conference!

The Surrey International Writers Conference has been my favorite conference for over a decade. This year, it's not happening, because the hotel is in a labor disputed.

SiWC had already purchased plane tickets, etc, for all the presenters. Can you help ensure its future?

gofund.me/19c353dac

25.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

None lies detected

25.10.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this notion that literally every single possibly objectionable, sexy, violent, mildly uncomfortable, boring, or just not what I personally find the best ever element of a work should be 100% tagged and avoidable.

25.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We all have different tastes, but I sideeye people who utterly flip out if a book FOR ADULTS, NO LESS! has "sex" in it. Honey, grow the fuck up and skim the bits you don't want to read. I both understand and respect the fanfic community in general, but the one thing it did incubate in some people

25.10.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Logical rebuttals don't work on book banners, so I'll try using their own language against them.

24.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Like sure the NRA is only really committed to defending one really specific trans right, the right to own as many firearms as we can fit into our living spaces the same as cis people, but that's one more right than the Dems are committed to defending so here we are.

23.10.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It really says something about the current political moment that the NRA is more committed to defending trans rights than Democrats are.

23.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One of James Cagney's little acting quirks was that after 1932's Taxi! he flat-out refused to be shot at with actual bullets.

23.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

So, uh...

I just had to drop $1200 on vet bills for this goober, because he's literally full of shit. He may have pancreatitis or it may be an obstruction. He needs a second x-ray in the AM & maybe surgery.

So... uh. Help? Buy some art? Some writing? Just give me cash?

23.10.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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i think you need a baby sea otter swimming with mom right about now...

23.10.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
Pecan crusted salmon with a kale salad on a yellow plate with a dog peering at it.

Pecan crusted salmon with a kale salad on a yellow plate with a dog peering at it.

22.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof

20.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But mostly, yeah, not shopping with them is great and all, but the insidious nature of the beast is just what we've both been saying - you can go to a completely unrelated website for a completely unrelated reason and either that site or something it links to could be hosted at AWS and, ta-daa.

20.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's hugely profitable and the payment model is really good for anyone whose site varies in how much traffic it gets, because people can set their accounts to automatically get more or less hosting based on what is needed...

20.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean MAYBE you could avoid all amazon anythings if you somehow knew exactly what every site was hosted on and that you are only going to sites that are hosted not via Amazon, but even then...

20.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"well it's your fault that you're suffering from AWS being down because you're giving amazon money"

the problem is that shopping amazon dot com doesn't matter to their bottom line because a vast amount of the internet uses AWS services to run their websites.

20.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Canvas system for the classes I'm taking at a major university is also down.

20.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the special kind of salty when an artist has saguaro on their show poster but is not playing anywhere near the sonora desert ;_;

20.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Care-A-Lot'S Birthday
YouTube video by YouTube Movies Care-A-Lot'S Birthday

youtu.be/yHrhb5Q0ufI?...

Start at 22:15 and watch 25 seconds.

20.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... I should probably read past the first word but all I can see is "cumstance" and I'm like "ah yes, what a word, what a word"

20.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Preemptively feeling sportsball sadness and like how dare you get my hopes up again when I've been just minding my own business for the past 24 years.

20.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was terrible as a 1986 cartoon to sell toys typically is, but it did have the defeated villain, "No Heart" screaming "KEEP YOUR FEELINGS TO YOURSELVES!" before turning into a bat and flying away, and like, mood.

20.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally, I would not have named the children "Hugs & Tugs"

20.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Also in 1986, a rainbow was any selection of 3 or more colors.

20.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The first season of the original care bears is on youtube and they are 100% a cult. "We're celebrating care-a-lot, when they started the care bears family, it's like a birthday for everyone"

The leaders are off on a care mission.

O-O'

20.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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