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he/him/they/them 500 tiny scientists in a trenchcoat / apocalyptic trans man. I write SF/F and have had stories published in Uncanny, Lightspeed, Apex, and others. I also edit(ed) GlitterShip which is on hiatus atm. M.Phil Genetics https://ko-fi.com/keffyk

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Ghost's Mary on a Cross. Let's just upset everyone.

20.02.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Witnessed with my own eyes a large canvas print of a Nirvana photo from 1993 on the wall in the entryway of a McDonald's in Aberdeen.

Jesus.

If, after I die, someone sticks my likeness on a mcd's wall in the town i grew up in, my ghost will burn it to the ground

20.02.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I THINK it's a Dodge ad but I saw one recently that was like "we can't stop being American" and it just felt ominous

20.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mother trying to figure out why i do hard things as if we aren't related to people who chose the coldest part of minnesota to live in

20.02.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a hill with evergreen trees and snow on it with a lake at the bottom. In the foreground is an empty parking lot for "The Salmon House Restaurant" open daily 3-8.

Photo of a hill with evergreen trees and snow on it with a lake at the bottom. In the foreground is an empty parking lot for "The Salmon House Restaurant" open daily 3-8.

Iykyk

20.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Together, they slash prices

19.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Michael Meijers

18.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come on,man. You can't send thousands of folks to NYC libraries - so much so that they have to buy a ton more print and ebooks to cover all the new users - then not at least honor your campaign promise for funding.

18.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Freddy Kroger

18.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photoof a photo of an extremely disgruntled looking large yellow dog outside a sliding glass door on the other side of a kitchen table.

Photoof a photo of an extremely disgruntled looking large yellow dog outside a sliding glass door on the other side of a kitchen table.

Oscar the St. Bernard /german shepherd mix registering his disgruntlement with being outside in the mid 80s.

18.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black lab puppy with a white blaze on her chest. Her left ear flopped over on top of her head. She's sitting on a grass lawn in front of the road.

Black lab puppy with a white blaze on her chest. Her left ear flopped over on top of her head. She's sitting on a grass lawn in front of the road.

Plz enjoy puppy pic from 1999. Katie the black lab / german shepherd mix

18.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Round black long haired domestic cat curled up on the landing of the stairs. He has yellow eyes and his teeth are sticking out.

Round black long haired domestic cat curled up on the landing of the stairs. He has yellow eyes and his teeth are sticking out.

17.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello yes i have a stupid number of hours with mandy katinkin the khajit and Traumatic Mousse Incident the mostly naked nord tank

17.02.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're over $7800!!!!

Can we get to $8000 today? <3

16.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

In fact, it was so exactly like this that I remember we kept saying it in 2015 and getting told to shut up. Or just ignored. But too many cis people want to be bigots and had to hold the line on trans people so they could hate us.

16.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭

16.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 207    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew we were fully in the bad place when people were thinking longingly about American politics in the oughts.

The jaded part of me is just kind of like. Yes, remember when we said this is what would happen?

16.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am quite confident when I say that if Medicaid had made it easier to use the dental benefit, I wouldn't have lost housing in the first place. I had to spend $40 a month for private dental insurance plus like $3k in dental bills I was never supposed to pay, that was part of what destabilized me.

16.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

16.02.2026 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5306    πŸ” 750    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 80

Cleric has explained the importance of being careful when committing murder.

15.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Historical documents are typically wild - but a folklorist in 1946 describing my finnish and sami cousins in the UP as "shadowy mongolians" is a new one

14.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It suuuuucks when something makes you super tired BUT it's just paranoia-inducing enough that you have trouble fully out of sight out of mind-ing it

13.02.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadn’t hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.

13.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1610    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 49
A grainy super eight film of a Japanese girl saying β€œnot love for loves sake but love for adventures sake”

A grainy super eight film of a Japanese girl saying β€œnot love for loves sake but love for adventures sake”

A grainy super eight film of a Japanese girl saying β€œI have a strategy”

A grainy super eight film of a Japanese girl saying β€œI have a strategy”

A grainy super eight film of a Japanese girl saying β€œI’m not going to be contained by any film”

A grainy super eight film of a Japanese girl saying β€œI’m not going to be contained by any film”

A grainy super eight film of a Japanese girl saying β€œnobody will be able to tolerate us”

A grainy super eight film of a Japanese girl saying β€œnobody will be able to tolerate us”

Can you imagine being hired to make a soft core porn for a β€œpink” film and this is what you turn in?

That’s what Kiyoshi Kurosawa did in 1985.

It was titled Bumpkin Soup/The Excitement of the Do-Ra-Mi-Fa Girl

13.02.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BUT HOSE WATER

12.02.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the anti-social "no driver" rideshare service learning that entitled riders interested in such a service end up requiring additional expense because they wont even close a door after they get out of a car

12.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Losing someone always hurts, but the consolation is just that she'd been spending the majority of her time asking about, looking for and waiting for people she'd forgotten were no longer living, so at least she's not waiting for my grandfather to come home. Dementia just sucks.

12.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Hospice found the family rosary my grandmother had misplaced and put it next to her before she died in her sleep this morning.

12.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, damn. I just had a conversation I was really interested in Take A Turn.

Customer: "I'm looking for books on Mesopotamia."
Me: !!! (asks for clarification)
Customer: "Oh, it's ancient history, thousands of years ago."
Me: (asks for clarification in such a way as to demonstrate what I know)

12.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish we could renormalize being able to simply dislike a thing without having to prove your dislike is due to a massive flaw in the thing. You can just not like it. It doesn't have to be due to a pile of discourse.

12.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 11

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