Moon Bear

It’s more than an implication (but you’re too blind to see that)

I'll do it. I will fire tens of thousands of ICE agents. I will fly around the country like George Clooney and Anna Kendrick in that movie, just firing people all day. Except instead of it crushing my soul each ICE agent firing will bring me joy.

Awwww FUCK! I’m not gonna make $50 million dollars 😫

His only smug because of his big honkin’ dick (also the oats are pretty good too tbh)

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Instafollow. [slams fist on table]

THEY HAVE ALREADY SAID THEY WILL NOT MAKE THE FINAL EPISODE AND I RESPECT THEM THIS CHOICE 😤

Twitter post screenshot. “Donnie Darko reboot, but instead of a jet engine it’s Santa Claus and the rest of the movie is The Santa Clause 4”

This is a really good debate format for like 50 different reasons, but especially at this moment. There's a lot of equivocating over stuff that is not that complicated.

Tennis ball smell good 🥺

In light of recent news I’ve begun to question the narrative surrounding Queen Elizabeth’s “suicide” 🤔

Have to use the bathroom but ughhh I don’t wanna get up

It makes a lot more sense when you’re realize it’s because they’re chubby chasers

Incorrect.

I Been Hacked, All My Stars Gone

There are countless actual human beings right now being denied personhood, and you're publishing articles wondering if the world's most expensive game of mad libs knows what it means to dream.

WAT?

The biggest reason I’ve avoided learning it is because I hate the way they configured up/down/left/right 😭😭

Billionaires have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in all of human history

I don’t think enough people are min-maxing butt stuff

[spinning around baseball cap] Time to log onto the Internet!™

a thing i think about with the epstein files is that if there'd never been a jeffrey epstein these people would have invented him.

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

Really messed up how Trump ruined the “jerking off two cocks” dance move for the rest of us

You ever wonder how many little things there are? Probably a lot

“Most Really Pretty Girls Have Pretty Ugly Feet”

youtu.be/GY8x9ZLlFEw

YouTube video by ballacid HNNY -- Most Really Pretty Girls Have Pretty Ugly Feet

“Most Really Pretty Girls Have Pretty Ugly Feet”

youtu.be/GY8x9ZLlFEw

HOLY SHIT I FUCKING KNEW IT. Ever since he made that uncomfortable me off hand comment about “controlling a human body” before he died I’ve always been like, “Oh. That guy was fucked up in the head huh?”

"What radicalized you?" Idk, I'm not a piece of shit My parents told me to "treat others as you would like to be treated." shit stuck with me, I guess I have empathy towards other people...

🎶Outside there’s a boathouse waiting🎶