@ayrfortress.bsky.social
The One and Only
If I iron my balls will the wrinkles go away?
26.04.2025 03:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope nothing bad happens to Pope Francis during April 21.
23.04.2025 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lil Baby Jake is a menace in these streets.
#ripkingvon
I'm drunk in the house, and I'm in the house drunk.
28.01.2025 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Once you corny you get the cob forever.
09.01.2025 02:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My dick is like a compass
31.12.2024 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just found out they almost ran outta Tabasco, I was almost pissed bro.
#crisisaverted
I don't make love...I Fuck. Hard.
#imjustagirl #lost #confused #lost&confused #convictedfelon
Behaving in fatboy activities rn
06.12.2024 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who tf Madison bro
04.12.2024 19:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Rap World isn't good I'm going to blow my head off clean.
01.12.2024 00:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you ain't bumpin that DaveBlunts wyd fr.
28.11.2024 21:34 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Woke up today with a massive schlong once again, it's getting outta hand.
Suffering from success.
Find me in Cirque du Soleil bitch
#acrobat #flips
FADED In a hoe.
FADED In a hoe.
FADED In a hoe.
FADED In a hoe.
FADED In a hoe.
Shall I say more?
#Yodieland
Smoking butt naked and just dropped the blunt on my balls. Shit got me howling, I scrummed so fucking loud.
23.11.2024 18:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Banana Creampie
22.11.2024 19:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I lived binch
21.11.2024 17:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am the Magic Mike of Grip and Electric 💪💪💪
20.11.2024 00:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Back to sleeping in da ghetto
19.11.2024 03:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chuck Norris can build a Snowman out of rain, all you can do is complain.
#factuallycorrect #science #religion #truth #convictedfelon
Chuck Norris can build a Snowman out of rain, all you can do is complain.
#factuallycorrect #science #religion #truth #convictedfelon
Anyone got any spare Hanukah Pajamakahs? Asking for a friend.
In desperate need. Been lost.
🙏🙏🙏
#hanukah #lost #desperate #pleading
Wait mb, wrong number
17.11.2024 22:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I smoke crack then mash my dick into a paste with a large hammer in my nightmares when I chill in the echo chamber fr.
17.11.2024 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They make us fake stir fry for our fake school. 🥡🍚
#truth #sitcom #trumanshow #matrix #lost #confused #lost&confused
"Cain ended up on the floor at Dunkin. Yo son be climbing it like they ain't shit."
17.11.2024 19:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Old man.
17.11.2024 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hit the beach in a furry hat.
17.11.2024 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm in a Dunkin with rabid kids and their Jersey mother.
Help?
#coffee #Jersey #rabies
