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Kim Shumway

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TV writer-human. My kingdom for a hallway set. Formerly EP on PARTNER TRACK, THE 100, pilots (rip). Currently developing.

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Hooo boy. There we go. It was about domestic surveillance after all.

01.03.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1439    πŸ” 443    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 11

A big part of the authoritarian playbook is war. War takes over the news. War blots out criticism. War divides a nation’s people, subjecting those against it to being called unpatriotic. War grants leaders all sorts of emergency powers. War consumes everything else.

We mustn’t let this war do so.

01.03.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19506    πŸ” 6599    πŸ’¬ 570    πŸ“Œ 239

possibly the one woman in DC with a brain operating at full capacity?

27.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 905    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 42

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 23385    πŸ” 5934    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 63

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

28.02.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3252    πŸ” 845    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 22
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Elite Doctors Served Jeffrey Epstein While Treating His β€˜Girls’

Appalling. One doctor β€œsent Mr. Epstein’s sexual partners elsewhere for gonorrhea treatment so that when their cases were reported to public health authorities, they wouldn’t be tied to Mr. Epstein. Some doctors also shared patients’ private health information with him”

28.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1131    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 31
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Max Landis, Whose Career Imploded During #MeToo, Returns with β€˜G.I. Joe’ Movie at Paramount (Exclusive) At the same time, Danny McBride will also be writing a separate 'G.I. Joe' script.

This headline goes a long way to make him sound like the victim of wokeness rather than a guy who was repeatedly accused of sexual assault and emotional torture and even bragged about the latter in an interview once.

28.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim.

28.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3001    πŸ” 806    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 19

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

28.02.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 19103    πŸ” 3913    πŸ’¬ 318    πŸ“Œ 114

A reminder that the administration spent the day before it launched a war in the Middle East feuding with tech companies over whether and how the AI models the Pentagon buys will be restrained from autonomously killing people.

28.02.2026 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2201    πŸ” 622    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

the reason conservatives treat "cancelled for their conservative views" and "cancelled for being a sex pest and rapist" the same is that "powerful men should be allowed to rape their subordinates" *is* a conservative view

28.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1487    πŸ” 431    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

28.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 13702    πŸ” 3322    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 70

I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change

28.02.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5139    πŸ” 1310    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

28.02.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5984    πŸ” 1241    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 39

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

28.02.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10020    πŸ” 2548    πŸ’¬ 314    πŸ“Œ 381

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 24994    πŸ” 8487    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 308

Genuinely one of the best shows on TV. They *go for it* in a way that's remarkable these days.

26.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

24.02.2026 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4407    πŸ” 1084    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I cannot think of a funnier or more appropriate summary of the state of the news industry in 2026 than β€œthe Onion has more subscribers than the Washington Post”

please help make it happen

25.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2010    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

one of the basic problems of prediction markets that our brilliant economists clearly have not thought through is that the insider trading poisons basically everything in public life. everything is potentially untrustworthy, a set-up. the fix is always in.

24.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1750    πŸ” 368    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 17
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Tech CEOs Confused by Why Everybody Hates AI So Much With public sentiment on AI resoundly negative, the tech CEOs pushing the new tech only seem to be doubling down.

just spitballing but some of it might have something to do with 15 years of sociopathic behavior culminating in the enthusiastic embrace of violent fascism

25.02.2026 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3323    πŸ” 820    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 69

The launch of every piece of AI-driven surveillance/security/criminal justice software basically goes like this:

AI COMPANY: this is an error free, bias free, state of the art, highly intelligent software system

Two Weeks Later: …aaaand it’s racist

25.02.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6
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JUST IN: Judge Murphy has ruled that the Trump administration's policy of sending deported immigrants to third countries without notice or a chance to challenge is illegal and unconstitutional.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

25.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5998    πŸ” 2015    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 137

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

25.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5164    πŸ” 762    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 14

The guy who staged a failed coup last time is building a massive personal militia staffed with lawless thugs. At this point it’s just naΓ―ve not to see where this is going.

25.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4506    πŸ” 1629    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 51

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

25.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 18291    πŸ” 6177    πŸ’¬ 196    πŸ“Œ 170

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a β€œweapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

25.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12640    πŸ” 6100    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 332
But this isn’t just a regular account. Johnny MAGA appears to actually be a White House staffer named Garrett Wade who works for the Trump administration as a rapid response manager, helping to run the very same White House account his anonymous MAGA account amplifies. A phone number associated with Wade is linked to Johnny MAGA, according to a WIRED review of publicly available records, and the connection was confirmed by a source close to the White House.
Wade and the White House did not respond to requests for comment.

But this isn’t just a regular account. Johnny MAGA appears to actually be a White House staffer named Garrett Wade who works for the Trump administration as a rapid response manager, helping to run the very same White House account his anonymous MAGA account amplifies. A phone number associated with Wade is linked to Johnny MAGA, according to a WIRED review of publicly available records, and the connection was confirmed by a source close to the White House. Wade and the White House did not respond to requests for comment.

The Johnny MAGA account was created in September 2021, according to its X profile. (It originally used a different handle, which referenced Wade’s birth year, according to records reviewed by WIRED.) While the account’s earliest available posts focused on NFTs, it has been a consistent pro-Trump presence since at least 2022.
The operator of the Johnny MAGA account has not disclosed an official relationship with the White House while operating the Johnny MAGA X account. Multiple media outlets, including Mother Jones, TownHall, and the New York Post, have all linked out to posts on the Johnny MAGA account seemingly as organic reflections of public sentiment on political issues.

The Johnny MAGA account was created in September 2021, according to its X profile. (It originally used a different handle, which referenced Wade’s birth year, according to records reviewed by WIRED.) While the account’s earliest available posts focused on NFTs, it has been a consistent pro-Trump presence since at least 2022. The operator of the Johnny MAGA account has not disclosed an official relationship with the White House while operating the Johnny MAGA X account. Multiple media outlets, including Mother Jones, TownHall, and the New York Post, have all linked out to posts on the Johnny MAGA account seemingly as organic reflections of public sentiment on political issues.

This is very good reporting that sheds light on just how small the extremely pro-Trump online right really is. The online right is totally astroturfed. The White House's own staffers are running meme accounts to make them look more popular than they are. www.wired.com/story/a-whit...

25.02.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4040    πŸ” 1394    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 95

I actually think the behavior of the Republicans in the audience has been more noteworthy than Trump’s speech itself.

The braying, boorish jeers and yawps of a party fully given over to fascism.

25.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5400    πŸ” 1146    πŸ’¬ 114    πŸ“Œ 56

33 of the people pardoned by Trump for January 6 have committed more crimes including molesting children and killing people while drunk driving.

25.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4199    πŸ” 1206    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 23