Bryn! 🏳️‍⚧️

Apology declined. Sorry you realized you hitched your wagon to hell. Doesn't make it my problem.

This will be posted every single time Aaron posts a clip of a Democrat being interviewed on TV.

I have enough room in my heart to hate Trump and MTG. I promise it's not a Pick One Pass One kinda thing.

Yeah no fucking shit, glad we opened the government for *checks notes* nothing.

Glad you got them on the record for something they've been on the record about for two decades already.

Alternatively: Fuck 'em anyway. You wanna be treated with kid gloves? Do you want a "Sorry I tricked by the lying liar who always lies" participation trophy?

Nah. They kill my people and ruined our country. Go to church and rot.

Apparently this dude is now dead, and I'm taking an extra moment to really appreciate my morning coffee.

Even *if* i bought that argument, there is still 22%, which is notably not 0%.

Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

Hasn't there been a handful of times where a wrestler changed their gimmick to Prisoner after, like, a public DUI?

If you think this is badass, wait until we win.
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"Wait, pause! I just gotta invert the Y-axis camera first."

Why can't you do it the normal way?

"Because it makes absolutely no sense to me, I can't orientate myself, but doing one simple change unlocks *all* of my other talents."

A national salary cap: You *cannot* make more than, say, $100,000. Period. Choose jobs you want because they intrigue you, not because it's a higher ladder rung than your neighbor.

"Bluesky mods, defender of pedophiliacs" is probably not the slam-dunk PR play they want it to be.

chat could this be anything

The history books about this time are going to make people insane from reading them.

Aside from all of the horrors, the fact that Larry sent emails that were, in essence, "I'm a pedophile and had so much fun", and then his fucking email signature contained "FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER" had me rolling.

My favorite insult that is "You look like you know what ephebophilia is" because everyone who *does* know what it is jumps in *HARD* to defend it.

It's like a tattle-tail spell for perverts.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

This article tries really hard to justify it.

It's still a $200 fucking sock that solves made-up problems.

Anti trans radicals have long targeted parents because they know parents are the most potent figures of authoritarian violence against queer kids. Esther Ghey is merely their latest weapon.

Would absolutely love a non-pretentious "we need to help & heal ourselves and here's how we're gonna do it" campaign, on the practicals, and at the national scale.

Some good folks are running campaigns like this to great effect today.

Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER SLAM OR BLAST SOMEONE

Can I be honest? No. Part of a very common trans experience is having our gender reverted when we die by our families. It's shameful, but common.

If she was bludgeoned by a phone, we can talk about it (maybe even on that same phone!) But she wasn't. Bigotry killed her. Knives killed her.

Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here

Yeah, no shit, we knew that. Hence why throwing away your only leverage was political malpractice

I will throw hands for Ms. Rachel. Wouldn't even think twice on it.

(She may not be thrilled about it. She'd tell me to count to 5 and take a deep breath.)

I love how it's not "I don't drink", which is totally fine and admirable. It's "I don't drink your poor people swill."

I can't wait to pay my medical bills with all this valuable Standing currency. How much is Fighting bucks? Are there Resistance dollars?

I can't wait to pay my medical bills with all this valuable Standing currency. How much is Fighting bucks? Are there Resistance dollars?