LISA needs a nap 🥱

Finally a use for my leftover Taylor Swift beads 🫶🏽

Last night, our leaders proved to us that they want us to go down quietly, with decorum.

We will not. We must disrupt.

God I love this man ⬇️
(Mark Hamill of course)

Oh yeah, Mr.”Pick Me” himself!
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Kash Patel has major “hey guys wait up” energy.

It’s kinda sad to think how beloved the US hockey team could’ve been if that m’ fucker hadn’t called.

Insomnia is so fun. Like what the actual FUCK

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

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I haven’t heard about QAnon lately. Is it still a thing?

Good morning and happy Barack Obama Day to everyone. President's Day is canceled until we get a real one. #FuckTrump

Also, how funny is that America sucks so bad at shooting guns that we've never medaled at the Olympics? #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026

RIP James Van Der Beek 😢

Pam Bondi knows too much. I wonder what her demise will be 😬

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I think now would be a good time to rewatch last nights game 🔥🔥🔥
#KU

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How is it possible that a halftime show healed me 🥹

Oooh I forgot about that one!
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It only took them 12 months to build massive concentration camps all over the USA. You’d think there would be more uproar, but no. No one cares unless it’s in their backyard.

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My favorite fairytale is the one with Eve eating an apple only to be punished with painful childbirth for all of humanity.

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Remember when you started hearing the right say things like “dems are eating and sacrificing babies” and thought how fucking ridiculous they sound?
I don’t think any of us expected this level of depravity.

#Project2026 #VoteBlue2026

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I love this documentary so I’m DELIGHTED it’s currently #8.
Anyone else playing it on repeat? #FDT

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

Any day now 😎

Let's all take a moment to stop and drink a toast to the wonderfulness and luminosity of Catherine O'Hara. Here's to her.