LISA needs a nap 🥱

I can’t explain it but knowing that Taylor Swift is out there somewhere existing makes this shitty timeline a little more bearable 🥹 🧡🩷

🤞🏾🤞🏾

I will be listening the NOTHING else 🧡🩷🧡🩷🧡🩷

🥹

Yep 🙄

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Harrison Butker

This is rich..

TRUTH

💨💨

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😈

Good morning 🌞

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So there should be a lot less traffic today right?

Yep

One of the WORST things about all of this is finding out
Snoop Dogg sucks 😢

Seriously though
(which is it)

😅

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Unless proof is provided I’m gonna assume 🍊 has never actually won a game of golf.

My delusional ass thinks she might pop into the theater while I’m there 😂
Could happen we ARE in KC
🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾🧡🧡🧡

Weighted vests anyone?
😭😭

No, I just really hate her 😆

Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, Nancy Mace opens her fucking mouth.

Seriously…name a bigger cvnt.

Congrats to Jimmy Kimmel for never bending the knee.

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Thank you

I should reiterate…my MAGA FIL 😕

My FIL lives in Canada and complains his doctor has an accent (he’s French) 🤦🏻‍♀️

❤️❤️❤️

I’m a hard g also but my kids tell me I’m stupid 😆

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Please help!

GIF - hard G or J ❓❓❓