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It'sa me, Rocko.

@suntoryboss.bsky.social

Likes running. Plays games. Reads books. Sauna addict. Socialist AF. Lawyer that tried to retire but got dragged back in for one last job. Welcome to the shit show.

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The whole story is bizarre and I can't make sense of it. It's not even as though the original article would have been effective at whipping up sympathy, it's so over pitched - even allowing for the audience. I can only think it must have been clickbait?

03.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 16219    πŸ” 3744    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 768

Refried chicken

28.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey hoodie with text which reads:

β€œBuy a man eat fish,
He day, teach fish man
To a lifetime.”

A grey hoodie with text which reads: β€œBuy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

27.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7866    πŸ” 1883    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 138
27.02.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! Those are incredible, genuinely amazing you can get them with a bit of home kit!

24.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(oh, she's at the top of that one, sorry!)

24.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com I cannot be the first person to say that every time the Onion reuse the photo of the woman at the bottom of this article, I do a double-take thinking it's you:

theonion.com/buffalo-wild...

24.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha I am very aware of now occupying the role of "lifelong gamer reduced to bragging about his kid's achievement in a pathetic effort to bask in their reflected light". The FPS reflexes went years ago, but thought I might have a shot at retaining the more cerebral stuff for a while. But - no.

24.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture shows ludicrous balatro setup partway throughbeing scored, already at e⁸¹ and on the way to breaking the game

Picture shows ludicrous balatro setup partway throughbeing scored, already at e⁸¹ and on the way to breaking the game

I thought my e²⁹ run was top tier, but was thoroughly humbled by my 17yo last week, the bastard 😭. They got a naneinf on this one. Truly the student has become the master.

24.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”

22.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2145    πŸ” 379    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 4

Wtf I've never even heard of this!

22.02.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a very lapsed Catholic who is far, far into loathing it all? I'll never, ever come back but - still. Can't deny I'm feeling an unreserved reflection of familial pride for this.

22.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And this is exactly why. Yes. No time for equivocation or bullshit. You know the issue.

21.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

21.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13231    πŸ” 2453    πŸ’¬ 1269    πŸ“Œ 549

"is there a technology the left are actually excited about?"

20.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 771    πŸ” 242    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2
Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

this is what your inseam looks like

19.02.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7085    πŸ” 702    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 78

I would absolutely eat that, I've yet to find veggie black pudding that's decent :(

18.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A SKELITEN PLAY'S SAXIPHONE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH "IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE " - YOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! ANY SYSTEM WHICH REQUIRES POPULAR APPROVAL FOR YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL IS A SYSTEM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED!!! THE SKELOTEN IN THE PIC REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE THIS SYSTEM AS LEGITAMATE!!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR SENATOR TO BEG FOR MERCY YOU SHOULD [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] THE TERMS OF SERVICE PREVENT US FROM DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER BUT READ A "HISTORY BOOK" TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN - FOR MORE OF MY MANIFESTO SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITEN PLAY'S SAXIPHONE ON A BEAUTIFUL BEACH "IF YOU HAVE TO BEG YOUR SENATOR FOR HUMAN RIGHTS YOU NEVER HAD THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE " - YOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! YOUR BODILY AUTONOMY SHOULD NOT BE UP FOR A VOTE! ANY SYSTEM WHICH REQUIRES POPULAR APPROVAL FOR YOU TO BE TREATED AS AN EQUAL IS A SYSTEM WHICH MUST BE DESTROYED!!! THE SKELOTEN IN THE PIC REFUSES TO RECOGNIZE THIS SYSTEM AS LEGITAMATE!!!!!! NEXT TIME YOU GOT TO CALL YOUR SENATOR TO BEG FOR MERCY YOU SHOULD [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] [CAN'T SAY HERE] THE TERMS OF SERVICE PREVENT US FROM DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER BUT READ A "HISTORY BOOK" TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN - FOR MORE OF MY MANIFESTO SUBSCRIBE TO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

17.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1427    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

I really hope Brown Hoodie Kid doesn’t Milkshake Duck.

Jesus, I need to get offline…

15.02.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of Worf from TNG with a canary’s head. There’s a space background.

A picture of Worf from TNG with a canary’s head. There’s a space background.

Canary Worf.

15.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 977    πŸ” 244    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 16

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

15.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6169    πŸ” 1041    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 22

Well done for, I suspect, making Matt cry 😭

15.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's very kind - thank you :)

15.02.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a mutual, but hopefully it's clear from my post history I'm not a nutter. V happy to donate if you're happy to share, but absolutely understand if you're erring on the side of caution.

15.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It was!

Just realised that I actually did a double - read it back to back with this, which was another excellent recommenduntion.

14.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way

13.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1613    πŸ” 294    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 10

100%. That whole "omg ai is so dangerous" stuff is all coming from the people in ai cos (I think) it drags the window over towards a belief it's all powerful and inevitable rather than shitty/spicy autocorrect. It's stage dressing. God I hate it all.

13.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

13.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8346    πŸ” 2424    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Hmmmmm *does eyebrows to camera*

13.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0