"The phantom pears of capitalism"
05.03.2026 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@purebob.bsky.social
Was "Donkey Dave" but attracted inappropriate dating requests ! :) Galoot. Accidental Dr Doolittle. Leicester Tigers fan. High Priest of Rhythmic Noise. This is me on the angry place: https://twitter.com/sarky_snake
"The phantom pears of capitalism"
05.03.2026 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I need that shirt !
We fostered Marcus, the rescue bat, and I was kissing and loving that cutie loads as I fed him. Only found out after his release that he probably had rabies :D
Three potential album covers !
05.03.2026 11:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Far more popular in nostalgia than she was at the time.
05.03.2026 11:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I forgot about a 90 minutes customer Team meeting at 10 this morning with a minutes notice.
I am in a Sex Pistols tee shirt, a hoodie from a competitor software company and need a shave more than I need to breathe. I feel you girl x
No shit ? Never have.
05.03.2026 10:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is oddly specific... 😂
05.03.2026 10:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All women's bodies are amazing to someone.
Women are roundly amazing creations all round, especially ones with almond eyes :) x
I can never be arsed with peeling the shallots , but it's usually worth it :)
That looks poli kala !
Your majesties !
01.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look at those absolute QUEENS won't you ??!! X
01.03.2026 17:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loves ❤️🩹
01.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lovely smile :)
01.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Won't most of us just fry where we stand in the first ten minutes ?
28.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My mate has it. I'll read it.
27.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Why are so many people so hateful ? Why do so many people who aspire to leadership so stupid and vile ?
I remember when I thought Major's government was vile, when by comparison they were genius philathropists. It is as though a pervasive and malign outside agent has seeded politics this way.
Sausage and potato soup ? :)
27.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rockin' it bab
27.02.2026 09:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love and strength friend ❤️
24.02.2026 10:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love in common scutterville so there are greasy spoons offering delivery everywhere. Smashed avocado on toast, not so much , but sausage and egg crusty baps for four quid delivered, oh yes !! X
24.02.2026 08:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And or misinformed
22.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I just asked some questions: what % of Dudley's population is asylum seekers ? "Too many"
Actual answer 0.14%
Does reform approve of the current immigration process ?
"No it's dreadful"
Robert jenrick designed it
"No it's labours fault"
Etc
Ended with my suggestion of rectal flyer placement.
Just had a Reform canvasser at my door.
I suspect he will mark me down as a "probably not" :)
Nice day at @leicestertigers.bsky.social today. Entertaining game, a win , trains on schedule. A good Saturday :)
21.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A fave misheard lyric too ! "Tell Eddie Wearing there ain't no salvation" :)
21.02.2026 06:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cracking !! Which bands ? X
21.02.2026 06:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@novembervivi.bsky.social ❤️🩹
21.02.2026 06:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vibrant painting of an abstract cityscape
Bloody wow !
19.02.2026 11:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bugger.
19.02.2026 11:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the great things about work travel was going cool places with female pals and nobody saying a word. Use your own cash and all of a sudden everybody's a judge :)
18.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0