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Ormstein

@purebob.bsky.social

Was "Donkey Dave" but attracted inappropriate dating requests ! :) Galoot. Accidental Dr Doolittle. Leicester Tigers fan. High Priest of Rhythmic Noise. This is me on the angry place: https://twitter.com/sarky_snake

181 Followers  |  260 Following  |  1,569 Posts  |  Joined: 20.09.2023
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"The phantom pears of capitalism"

05.03.2026 13:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I need that shirt !
We fostered Marcus, the rescue bat, and I was kissing and loving that cutie loads as I fed him. Only found out after his release that he probably had rabies :D

05.03.2026 11:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Three potential album covers !

05.03.2026 11:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Far more popular in nostalgia than she was at the time.

05.03.2026 11:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I forgot about a 90 minutes customer Team meeting at 10 this morning with a minutes notice.
I am in a Sex Pistols tee shirt, a hoodie from a competitor software company and need a shave more than I need to breathe. I feel you girl x

05.03.2026 10:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No shit ? Never have.

05.03.2026 10:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is oddly specific... 😂

05.03.2026 10:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All women's bodies are amazing to someone.
Women are roundly amazing creations all round, especially ones with almond eyes :) x

03.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can never be arsed with peeling the shallots , but it's usually worth it :)
That looks poli kala !

02.03.2026 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your majesties !

01.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look at those absolute QUEENS won't you ??!! X

01.03.2026 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Loves ❤️‍🩹

01.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lovely smile :)

01.03.2026 13:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Won't most of us just fry where we stand in the first ten minutes ?

28.02.2026 08:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My mate has it. I'll read it.

27.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why are so many people so hateful ? Why do so many people who aspire to leadership so stupid and vile ?
I remember when I thought Major's government was vile, when by comparison they were genius philathropists. It is as though a pervasive and malign outside agent has seeded politics this way.

27.02.2026 12:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sausage and potato soup ? :)

27.02.2026 09:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rockin' it bab

27.02.2026 09:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love and strength friend ❤️

24.02.2026 10:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love in common scutterville so there are greasy spoons offering delivery everywhere. Smashed avocado on toast, not so much , but sausage and egg crusty baps for four quid delivered, oh yes !! X

24.02.2026 08:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And or misinformed

22.02.2026 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just asked some questions: what % of Dudley's population is asylum seekers ? "Too many"
Actual answer 0.14%

Does reform approve of the current immigration process ?
"No it's dreadful"
Robert jenrick designed it
"No it's labours fault"
Etc
Ended with my suggestion of rectal flyer placement.

22.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just had a Reform canvasser at my door.
I suspect he will mark me down as a "probably not" :)

22.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nice day at @leicestertigers.bsky.social today. Entertaining game, a win , trains on schedule. A good Saturday :)

21.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A fave misheard lyric too ! "Tell Eddie Wearing there ain't no salvation" :)

21.02.2026 06:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cracking !! Which bands ? X

21.02.2026 06:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@novembervivi.bsky.social ❤️‍🩹

21.02.2026 06:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vibrant painting of an abstract cityscape

Vibrant painting of an abstract cityscape

Bloody wow !

19.02.2026 11:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bugger.

19.02.2026 11:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the great things about work travel was going cool places with female pals and nobody saying a word. Use your own cash and all of a sudden everybody's a judge :)

18.02.2026 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0