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@justcantethan.bsky.social

I work in games | Dogs are the best | I stream! twitch.tv/twitchywolfe

47 Followers  |  36 Following  |  750 Posts  |  Joined: 10.09.2023  |  1.5091

Latest posts by justcantethan.bsky.social on Bluesky

Primordial?

Yes, this is my prime odreal

09.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Si, salt
See, salt
Sea salt

09.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Emily in Paris" needs a spin-off or parody called "Gwen in Rome"

31.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LinkedIn on Halloween: "Happy Halloween! Here is what trick or treating taught me about ROI and B2B sales..."

31.10.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My chocolate's pronouns are her/she

19.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that #TheChallenge is using songs by #SugarPit

09.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A men's skincare brand called "Exbroliate"

06.10.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT!?

06.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#Toshiba should make an electronic dog that ignores you called the Toshiba Inu

26.09.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do they always say "Avengers, assemble" when they are already assembled? They are grouped up already. There is no need to assemble!

27.08.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was brutal, and the plot armor was immediately broken. The time difference was insane, but so was the size difference lol

27.08.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@amby.bsky.social @bexcommunicated.bsky.social @combledore.bsky.social @mslenakay.bsky.social This season of The Challenge has been wild so far. The plot armor on some people is crazy!

#TheChallenge41 #TrashTVBookClub

27.08.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is the only thing being advertised about the new Smurfs movie is that Rihanna is Smurfette?

26.08.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The most appropriate time to say "skrrrrttt" is when talking about steak

08.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with you both. She owes him nothing. She was just a little toxic about it in one of the interview cams. She's letting him blow up because it's not her job to calm him, but it also serves her game.

07.08.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dee doesn't owe him anything, but she is being a dick about it. Just say "hey, I know this hurts you, but we are not together. I am sorry that I hurt your feelings, but I am going to explore"

07.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thor: "Loki, my brother!"
Loki: "Ew, Thor!"

07.08.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@amby.bsky.social @bexcommunicated.bsky.social @combledore.bsky.social @mslenakay.bsky.social

Omg Will has such big fee fees #TheChallenge

07.08.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope that he picks it up. It's sad to see him like this vs his peak.

Also, I'm surprised Jordan isn't there.

01.08.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right? Feels like it's gonna be good. Also, I love CT, but he is more dad bod than father figure this season lol

01.08.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TODAY!

31.07.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

@amby.bsky.social @bexcommunicated.bsky.social @combledore.bsky.social @mslenakay.bsky.social THE CHALLENGE SEASON 41 LFG!!!! #TheChallenge #TheChallenge41

31.07.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The person who makes the captions for people's names on #BachelorInParadise deserves a raise

23.07.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Stacy's Chips are perfect for all dips 🎢 to the then of Stacy's Mom

13.07.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An antibiotic for livestock called Clindabison

13.07.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mario: "Why'd you have to go and make things so thwomplicated?"

13.07.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Current Mood: Linda Belcher singing "pass the cranberry sauce we're having mashed poTATOES"

12.07.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I started a band, I'd call it "Taken for Granite"

11.07.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@bexcommunicated.bsky.social @amby.bsky.social @combledore.bsky.social @mslenakay.bsky.social Anyone watching the new season of The Ultimatum?

We must protect Kyle's mom at all costs (unless something bad comes out about her?)

11.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This caused a lot of discourse in a group chat and I'm quite proud of that

06.07.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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