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The time has come to begin the Festivus season...😂😂

Hilarious. When I was in Kansas City in July of 2023 for a family thing we saw Ed Begley Jr. And the guy from Office Space/Drew Carey show, they were staying at our hotel while filming the first installment of this series 😂

Can't friggin' WAIT to crack this bad boy open next week. Don't worry I'll take you along for the ride and share a pic of each day's trinket. 😂

Yeah last year was a BIG ol' tease!

So mad at myself for believing everything was going to be different. Finally a regime change AND a new franchise QB who's an incredible leader & likeable as hell & had a fantastic rookie season? "Sure, I'm on board". Narrator, for some reason: "YOU FOOLS! muahaha!". Dan Snyder put a damn hex on us.💔

O0o0ohhhh seeing him next Friday, so excited and now even moreso. 🤩

Don't ya love when your mani matches your bong?? 😏 Happy Halloween, stoners! 💨🎃💅🏻

I've never wanted to be friends with somebody more solely based on a vanity plate #yeahboi✨

Fuck yeah. I aspire to that!

Hahahaha they have complimentary sodas at my spot and I just loved the way they looked on it! Like an 80s ad 😂

I'm on a real journey with Gel-x nails lately. I got a real cunty French for a wedding in Mexico and yesterday got these bad boys for fall which I'm calling "Cinderella's Pumpkin". 💅🏻💅🏻🎃

Let me know if you return tonight!!! 😉

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PLEASE SISTER FRIEND! CHOOSE FRIDAY! 😈

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God damn I can't wait to dance my little booty off at Parcels Red Rocks on Fridaaayyyyyy 💃🏻🕺🏻🪩

Let's goooooo. 'Bout to cry my eyes out for 3 hours

After a month plus break from social media, I'm back for ROCKTOBER! Which begins tonight with Sir Paul McCartney himself!!! Then Parcels next week, followed by Murph at Ophelia's and then David Byrne! We are so back🤘🏻🤘🏻

As I finally log off from a very insane day online and IRL, I realize I need a breakkkkk. Oof. Logging off until at least Monday. Hopefully later. Take care of your mental, fam. Xoxo

Ya know, three kids also got shot in Colorado. Kids. At school. Again.

I was literally watching the school shooting breaking news (I work not far from that area) and they interrupted that breaking news with his death. The whiplash is crazy. Our brains weren't meant for this 😔

Lol yes I love it. Now that they're Nashville and my bestie lives there I do think my first visit will be imminent! 🤤

Good for you sis, I'm on a similar journey and God damn does it take WORK 😂 keep it up you got this💪🏻💪🏻

Turkey and the wolffffff YAS!!! I've still never been, my husband is obsessed. i recently got him the cookbook and we made the original sandwich that started everything (the ham, sharp cheddar, herb mayo, cranberry one) and it was incredible. Their merch is is off the chain as well 😀

Yea for sure that poor girl was just fully dissociated. The trauma is unbelievable.

Hell yeah sister!!!! What a FEELING, eh?? Happy for ya 🤗

This is wholesome excellent content 🥰

you are all indoctrinated by Big Halloween. it is not fall yet.

Lots of love of love coming your way Sully 💞💞💖xo

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Just an absolutely outrageous name 😂