The Fang

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#DCRP ㆍ #MARVELRP ㆍ #COMICRP

𝐈 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝖌𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆
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𝐓𝐨 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗
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𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖉𝖔

"I guess that makes sense. Well, that's... exactly how I feel. Impressed, but terrified.

Among those feelings, you're... incredibly beautiful and inspiring."

@thelastamazon.bsky.social

"... Would it be rude to say that you both impress and terrify me?"

"See, I'd never call a woman 'Mommy', that's just embarrassing."

... Didn't you call Hawkgirl 'Mommy' when she gave you a 'good game' smack on the rear last week?

"NO PROOF-!"

"I-I.. uh.. w-well.. er.."

She pulls her hood over her face and turns away, mumbling a single word.

"Women.."

"... Jesus, that's.. that briefcase had at least two million."

She turns the screen off and crosses her arms.

"Well, now I know why your file said 'possible alcoholic'. Not judging, but Bruce definitely was."

Oh, and here are some of Katie's crushes!

"Wait wha-"

Wonder Woman

Dick Grayson

Barbara Gordon

Supergirl

Killer Frost

Poison Ivy

Harley Quinn

And-

"SHUT UP-!"

The video continues, showing Bruce begrudgingly handing over a briefcase of money.

Apparently the reward for winning.

"Jeez, you really got under his skin there. What'd you end up using the money for?"

Katie sighs and presses a button on her gauntlet, showing a holographic screen before opening the file..

Suddenly, a video of Kara in a hot dog eating contest against Bruce pops up.

Just before Bruce eats the last one, Kara uses heat vision to turn every hot dog on his plate to ash.

"... Huh."

"Do you want me to open it? Because I can't even imagine what it is."

"It was in your file, so..."

"It wasn't much. It's essentially the same things he has for your cousin.

Though there was one file I didn't open labeled 'The Hot Dog Incident'.

I'll be honest, that sounds... ugh.."

"Ah, right... the chest symbol. You're Kryptonian. Hmm..

The file Bruce had mentioned that Kal-El had a cousin.

Would you happen to be Kara?"

"It. Is. For. STEALTH."

[🕷] Easily the funniest line in the whole show for me.

Katie's voice is slightly raspy because of two things:

1. Her father, a seriously abusive man with drug abuse issues, would jab her in the throat when she was a child. His way of getting her to "Stop crying".

2. From age ten to twenty, she smoked cigarettes to cope with her trauma.

"Agreed."

And 𝐍𝐎𝐖,
the 𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 you've all been 𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐎𝐑 . . .

Put your hands together for
𝐙𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐙𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐀 .ᐟ

𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑰𝑺 𝑮𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑴. 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑼𝑵𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑫.

#MVRP #DCRP #BSKYRP #BATMANRP

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❝I am 𝑫𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒐𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒚𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒓𝒂, last of the amazons, daughter of Circe, princess of Hell, witch of the wild isle. And you will not have this world while I still draw breath!❞
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ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏꜰꜰᴇᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ

ＪＵＳＴ ＬＩＫＥ ＭＹ ＭＥＴＡＬ

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“𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗
𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.”

♡ + ↻ .ᐟ
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𝑀𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝𝑠 𝑎𝑡 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠

𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛𝑒

𝑁𝑜𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒

#DCRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #SuperHeroRP

⋆˚꩜｡ ࣪ ˖ 𖦹°⋆ ⋆˚꩜｡

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Big S on my chest

A very fashionable red skirt

Who else would I be if not Supergirl?

#DCRP | #MVRP | #NSFWRP | #SFWRP | #SuperHeroRP

💙 & ↺ ?

"Oh god, tell me I don't have this effect on anyone.."

ᅟᅟ ❝ 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘄, 𝗼𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱... 𝗦𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝘁. ❞
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𝗌𝖿𝗐 & 𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗐 , 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋

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