Ali Celeste aliceleste - Bluesky Statics

If I had a body like yours, I would, too.

01.03.2026 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just heard Herr gropenfuhrer referred to as the Caligula of our time. I hope that sticks.

20.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Moreso humbling because Shakespeare had to see the same shit we’re dealing with now. 400 years and we still haven’t figured it out.

12.02.2026 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can you imagine how amazing it would be to see him perform Shakespeare live?

12.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🩷

01.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It also can’t be forgotten. What monuments will we build when the country eventually returns to something resembling sanity? What will we use to remind future generations of how close we came to destruction?

27.01.2026 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crumpled black paper-like background with the words: “ICE has killed 9 people so far in 2026. Alex Pretti, Renee Good, Keith Porter, Heber Sanchaz Dominguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Parady La, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, Geraldo Lunas Campos. They all deserve remember ace. They all deserve justice.”

I don’t have anything to say that hasn’t already been said, but to reiterate: this shit can’t be reformed. #abolishICE #abolishUSA

27.01.2026 20:45 — 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

Designed r/flubbystarfish on Reddit.

13.01.2026 13:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Louisiana version of don’t tread on us flag.

13.01.2026 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Entergy had a massive mess after hurricane Ida. As in, the transmission towers across the river ended up IN the river.

10.01.2026 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did you have anything to do with the Ida clean up?

10.01.2026 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Must be in for the parades. That part sort of sucked about living uptown. Traffic was nightmarish during carnival season.

10.01.2026 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s next to the hamburger and seafood co right off St Charles, isn’t it?

10.01.2026 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I used to live a few blocks from there.

10.01.2026 15:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I bet. The economy is going to shit all the way around. Folks aren’t eager to invest. I hear horror is still selling and that’s what I write, so maybe there’s hope.

10.01.2026 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just need a better job. Why is it so hard to get an agent for a screenwriter?

10.01.2026 15:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IT reference.

06.01.2026 09:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mmmmmmm, smells like… Verona.

06.01.2026 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So I don’t have to be a los/ver?

06.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

#USA: #Texas: The Houston Area Women's Center - DV ( 713-528-2121) & Sexual Assault (713-528-RAPE) hotlines

06.01.2026 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

#USA: SF Asian Women's Shelter crisis line (415) 751-0880. Emergency shelter/support services 4 non-English speaking Asian women & children.

06.01.2026 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Do you know of any agents open to horror script queries?

25.12.2025 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you know of any agents looking for horror scripts?

25.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

21 months today and it feels like almost nothing has changed.

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Definitely one of my favorite franchises.

11.12.2025 14:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why is it so fucking hard to get an agent?

08.12.2025 23:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Any tips on how to get a lot agent for horror scripts?

08.12.2025 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful, apparently

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