Confused Slowpoke

Yeah it's a skill thing 💅

Me answering a hot guy I've been staring at all night when he gives me a compliment:

Join us TONIGHT for the premiere of The Boulet Brothers Dragula Titans S2 only on Shudder and AMC+!

Being a smart investor is buying 10 pokeballs 5 times instead of 50

PSA: If I'm actively looking away from you at the bar it's NOT an invitation to stroke my hand and wink at me

I really don't have any business feeling as famous as I do posting here

My favourite pokemon is not Slowpoke I'm such a fraud

I love it when gay

If I could choose I'd be a lesbian 10000000%

Gay men will schedule a whole month of parties and dates with you then just dissappear into the void :(

Bring back #aftersexselfie

Looking for the Shellder to my Slowpoke tail

I truly believe shitposting will bring world peace

Yes I workout every morning but I also eat literal shit so I don't become a toxic muscle gay because the potential is DEFINITELY there

Literally just walked an "11 minutes" walking distance in 4 minutes

Navigation apps need to add "gay walking" as a travel mode

Jokes on you - I use Grindr BECAUSE it's toxic

Is morning coffee a gay thing now?

Lil spank puddle is crazy lmao

First message "hey bro" on a gay hookup app is wild

I'm just a Slowpoke acting like a Meloetta

Idgaf about your massive horse dick you referred to Pokemon as Pikachu gtfo of my house

Ok but what I actually have in common with homophobes is my hatred towards gay men

Looking at gays with perfect physique is getting tiring. Looking for Shellder and a king's rock instead. Anybody?

Imagine being a "heteroflexible guy trying to explore but only top because I'm not gay" hitting on me but I'm just here trying to fish Shellders with my tail

My favourite gay icon diva

I'm a Pisces Venus so that means I like you but don't tell me you like me back bc I'll overthink it but also don't tell me you don't like me bc I'll overthink that too

I'm a Virgo moon so that means that I like dick but I also judge myself for it

I'm a Capricorn so that means I like dick but be efficient please and thank you

I feel so famous posting here