Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla!

Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla!

@cheerfulexgf.bsky.social

Don't break your ankle. Laugh at men. She/her bi/queer Trans rights are human rights!!!

1,414 Followers 584 Following 8,279 Posts Joined Jun 2023
17 hours ago

Yeah it's been thinking I'm German for a couple months now, I'm planning on using that to establish citizenship

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17 hours ago

That's a super idea!!

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18 hours ago

I'm worried about really scaring the crew, snakes do sneak on board( as do other critters) and the crew can have to shut things down if they see a creature

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18 hours ago

I'm also stoked because someone wants to do a Mrs Roper pub crawl on the ship and I'm so ready for that!!

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18 hours ago

I'm gonna be on my cruise for April Fools and everyone knows how I like a theme.
What are some good, non gross pranks?

I got tiny have and arrow thru the grass for pics.
I also got a cat noisemaker to prank my Steward ( I'll leave a tip with it)

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18 hours ago

The MOST I paid for rent in my 20s was $250/Mon that's about $533 today

Daughter pays $1250 to live in half of a one bed

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19 hours ago

Dumplings are all about luck and good fortune so I'm sure this just means your good fortune will be explosive in the new year

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1 day ago

Brains are terrible and you are both wonderful🩷

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1 day ago

It's NOT a happy meal without the sauce!!
Your feelings are valid AF!

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1 day ago

You'd better

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1 day ago
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a man with a beard and a hood is standing in a field of tall grass . Alt: a man with a beard and a hood is standing in a field of tall grass .

I think it would be better if you dressed as a bush
( Do you remember that guy who used to do that on fisherman's ward? , he'd cover himself in shrubbery and then pop out and scare tourists)

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1 day ago

He'll have it done to one of his properties so he can get the insurance money AND the donated money

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1 day ago

I can see why he didn't expect you to be teaching when sent to do a repair at a school, that's on you for sure

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2 days ago

Aww that's super news!;

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2 days ago

You aren't going to get your mouth cut to hell in a satisfying way from toast crunch

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2 days ago

You need the LEGO printing press to spread the revolutionary word to the mini figs so they build the LEGO guillotines

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2 days ago

Two weeks ago I sent my husband a screenshot of an ad for seeing the band that played at our wedding, it gave, location, date and time, all I wanted was for him to make the plans, today he tells me that he can't figure out how to book it and could I helpπŸ™„

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2 days ago

At least you made it for the day after the time change

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3 days ago

Or a note that says
" ( neighbors name) mind your own business"

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3 days ago
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a man wearing glasses and a suit says yeah yeah the time knife we 've all seen it Alt: a man wearing glasses and a suit says yeah yeah the time knife we 've all seen it
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3 days ago

It's been less than 24 hours and I've already become unstuck in time

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3 days ago
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a woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table with the words yeet that baby below her Alt: a woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table with the words yeet that baby below her
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3 days ago

He must be slathered in beef tallow too, don't let him get away!!
Your aunt already has her eye on him

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3 days ago

I know what happens when a woman online makes an innocent pot of chili for her single neighbors, and it's not pretty

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3 days ago

I would simply tell him I'm Amish

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4 days ago

I credit weed with any of my success

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4 days ago

Not on it yet!
Going from Texas to Florida various many islands we aren't yet at war with

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4 days ago
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two teenage mutant ninja turtles are posing for a photo Alt: two teenage mutant ninja turtles are posing for a photo

Those turtles because

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4 days ago
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a man in a top hat says " in a world of pure imagination " in front of a crowd Alt: a man in a top hat says " in a world of pure imagination " in front of a crowd

This, but also hot, zipless , dragon sex

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4 days ago

Not that I know anything about it really but I hear Dragon Grinder is pretty hot

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