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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

Orc War...Has Changed.

ID Tagged Elves carry ID tagged Bows, use ID tagged magic, say ID tagged slurs. All in the name of control.

Orc Battlefield Control.
Elf Emotional Control.
Fantasy Racism Control.

When the Orc War is in Control, Orc War becomes Routine.

Orc War...Has Changed.

crying on my birthday because having a birthday is the most embarrassing thing ever

this is actually insane

like went to urgent care and got a resp treatment that was pog and opened my lungs asf fuck?!?!?

sorry to my lungs for all i've done to them. but have they considered all that *i* do for them?

fourth base is me talking about my sexy anthropomorphic OCs from when i was 12

as a gemini i only respond with one liners or a stupid gesture because if i told you what im really thinking we wouldn't have the time there's no inbetween!

A large wet fleshy blob of tissue rests in the corner of an otherwise empty carpeted room. A clenched hand holds up a screwdriver.

I bought this organ off Etsy I like to jab it with my screwdriver.

competence is what's actually sexy

i'm.. i'm starting to become a whole sign believer 😧

we need a buxom pope now more than ever

i thought easter was all about coming *back* to life?

when i'm feeling real bad i just imagine getting smashed in the head or stomach with a hugeeeee mallet, a true psychological beating

so like, why does the world keep enforcing the reality that i was born alone and will definitely die alone

men are so stupid oh my GOD

everyday i check the news hoping for... you know...

when online sellers get sassy because i haven't responded right away i just laugh bc wtf i'm not your damn boyfriend don't send me "????" because i didn't respond for an hour

when someone you trust promises you something so you believe them

in my container

haha nice heart full of bitterness and anguish bro. i personally just leave mine at home

Guys we need communism

i talk to god but the sky is empty

fuck it tear streaked makeup at work

lol does anyone like their beats fast, and their bass down low... anymore... ? guess not..

what's stopping me from just giving up completely and developing a nicotine addiction

venus rx has every man acting like a bitch

i'm toooooooo bad for this