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MAGA Chud that couldn’t get into Penn with or without affirmative action in place.

Penn doing the least and needs to fire their basic ass CTO

Almost donated after getting this phishing email until I remembered I’m still paying back my student loans

I can’t wait for this album to drop!!!!

I grew a honeydew.
I hate honeydew.
Then I tasted the honeydew I grew.
Now I love my homegrown honeydew.

“Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity”

Hanlon’s Razor

Listen and learn …
#BlackSky

Blooming tuna

Blooming tuna

Blooming tuna

Our tunas are blooming 😍

I read “vagal breathing” as “vaginal breathing” and now I’ve been thinking about queefs all day.

My ex tried this trick with laser tag.

I ended up on top of the leader board and now he had to take me out to eat knowing I’m the better shot.

I grow Russian pickling cucumbers just so I can make (and eat) my own pickles.

What y’all doing this weekend? www.eventbrite.com/e/schomburg-...

And thank you cause the discourse on the last few days on this has been frustrating to say the least

After 8 months, an immigration lawyer, and a lot of money we were able to get him out of the ICE facility in Jersey.

I wish people who say they want to help understood what it took to do so.

Y’all really had to listen to a Wayne album to figure out he’s a trash “rapper”?????

He wasn’t even the best Cash Money rapper.

How did y’all get here?

These golden handcuffs are starting to hurt 😞

Claude McKnight added, “I know that kid had a lot inside, a lot eating at him for a long, long time. **I may have contributed to what happened** with him, what I do know is he’s out of pain now. I just want to uplift that young man.”

Burn the whole effing diseased branch…my goodness.

Where TF is Rosie Perez??? That’s the only PR Fly Girl I wanna see dancing on my timeline.

One of my life goals is to build a naturhus on some acreage with a freshwater source like a spring or brook. I hope to purchase my land next year.

Meaning isn’t found, it’s made.

Getting into audiobooks and why are they singing??!!!!

I’m going back to physical books. I have no time for this.

Thanks for reminding me its Black Cowboy season out here in NYC 😏

This also includes:

Gatherings
Hangouts
Shindigs
Hootenannies
Get togethers
Chill sessions
Cyphers
Meetups
Brunches
Parties
House parties
BBQs
Drum circles
Fetes
Bonfires
Carnival

Etc, etc…

That’s cause now that we’re older we’ve switched to these:

As a former teacher that was fired for helping parents legally opt their children out of these tests, I approve this message!

The fun part is they pass on legal liability for these tests on teachers when they sign off to administer them (which I didn’t because I read contracts).

Thank you for sharing 🙏🏽

I’m a professional trauma cycle breaker 😤

Lost my virginity on that bitch and haven’t been able to find it since.

Had this same thought today!

And their oatmeal cookie ice cream SLAPS!!!

Dollar van

Tro tro

Uber

“Adorable satan”

“Crash blossoms”

The English language is so chaotic and I love it