Dormi

My maple brown sugar coffee tastes like BBQ chicken

Is it really that hard to just say "illegal immigrants" or "undocumented immigrants"? You couldn't push for that 2nd word? U prob have the wrong job if words are this hard for u :/

Original's my favorite cause I was always too scared to use/"waste" the other ones

Stressed man stands in front of a board of documents and red connecting thread.

I honestly love how the creators are like "this will happen bc it's cool :3"

Meanwhile thousands are left like

Tf u mean I have to WAIT for Doja's new album, Mario Galaxy 2, AND a mf to text me back???

At what point did men decide cats are sexy?

when puss comes to shove

My dad actually did this with raw chicken a few weeks ago 🙃

Maybe now, but when the news first came out it was the venue that chose to cancel one of his shows, he went on to perform at at least 2 others while the cops and the victim's family were picking through the hell they found in his trunk

"anyway that'll be $700"

Those potion bottle plant things are dope

I got a folding phone bc I couldn't justify having an iPad AND an iPad mini

"I think it's worth to have a cost of unfortunately some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the 2nd Amendment. That is a prudent deal. It is rational" - Charlie Kirk discussing gun deaths at a church event.

Lmao the price we pay indeed! 🦅

Ah that's so great! Idk why it didn't occur to me to check there - thanks!

I had a grown adult block me cause I didn't respond to a message during work hours. Like sorry I'm employed? 😭

Omg this is exactly the kind of couch I want - I didn't know they made ones w cupholders tho! Where'd you get yours from?

How my cat eats my shoe laces

remember when we would sometimes drop our phones and the battery would fly out of it?

Etsy listing of T-shirts and hoodies that have text "Choke me like bundy, eat me like dahmer" printed on them.

Etsy listing for a candle with a picture of Jeffery Dahmer and text "Sorry About the Smell" printed on the front. 13 people have it in their cart.

Etsy listing for a gray sweatshirt with text "True Crime Junkie" written on front. Words "True Crime" are printed to look like they're stained with blood. 7 people have it in their cart.

True crime "merch" is such an infuriating rabbit hole. (peep the # of losers who have this shit in their cart)

Happy birthday! 🎉🎉

a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich Alt: a happy man in a red jacket is eating popcorn.

I like how bluesky sends notifications when people fight under your comment. I'm coming girl!!

A bunny reads a book in a small reading room, sitting sideways in a blue armchair. Other books are strewn about the chair, and there is a raven perched moodily on top of the chair as well. It is a moonlit night, as seen through a window

Daily bunny no.3008 is up late again

Your living room is such a cozy dream

The wretch at the hair salon cursed me with unwanted bangs and now my eyes hurt :(

A bunny lamplighter, with an old-fashioned lamplighter's wick, lights a streetlamp on a very foggy night. Almost nothing else is visible except the cobblestone streets

Daily bunny no.3007 is lighting the lights

Right they're so bomb. Super valid of lindt to make candy specifically themed to kingdom hearts 2.

Didn't a bunch of Texans die a couple years ago when they lost power and froze? Then immediately voted red again? I don't think the state's ever gonna change.

My 4 go-to candies 💪

(Just got back from spending almost $50 at the lindt store 🥹)

He looks like Hobbes 🥹