People should try harder to get their nudes to me
01.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People should try harder to get their nudes to me
01.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m horny but there are no nudes in my DMs 🫤
01.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0From Coming up easy 😂 the tattooist just wrote something else on my arm. I didn’t even read it. I went “yeah let’s go”. Makes me howl every time I see it
31.12.2025 11:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fun fact. I have a Paolo Nutini lyric tattooed on my arm since I was 17 and it’s an incorrect lyric 🫠
31.12.2025 11:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A nasty boy and another who just wants to be told want to do. Both needing the cosiest cuddles after. I need 20 seasons
26.12.2025 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Our Gorgeous autistic king knew EXACTLY what he was doing. And that’s why Ilya said you’re not pulling the blinds down. We can fuck with them up since your cottage is “private”
26.12.2025 19:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We say what we need to say to get our hung Russian sarcastic king to our cottage!
26.12.2025 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I tuned into Heated Rivalry after ep2 thinking I was getting the horniest show on the planet (complimentary) only to find myself bawling my eyes out from ep4-6 because it’s so incredibly beautiful, perfectly performed with so many tender moments that take me back to different points in my life.
26.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New episode of Heated Rivalry + a hangover 🍆
13.12.2025 16:37 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally got around to watching Heated Rivalry over the weekend.
I’m obsessed with that gorgeous sub bottom.
Damn 🥵
13.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being back in Dublin and able to walk around town with my phone in my hand feels like a luxury compared to London, waiting for it to get snatched at any moment
28.10.2025 18:04 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone is posting dick pics on twitter. Make it happen here too
25.10.2025 10:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A no skips album. Experimental, genre mixing, vulnerable, confident, referential while stamped with individuality and simply full of bangers!!
My girl deserves all the success and all her 💐
Hoping she gets the promo she deserves in America because this album is worthy of pop grammy noms.
She truly hasn’t missed with any release. From a Madonna cover to Boy Crazy feature to all her own tracks. Everything hits!!!
10.09.2025 17:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Very content leaving twitter now. No porn and people ruining The Devil Wears Prada 2.
29.07.2025 09:27 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’re queer and not listening to Jades solo music on repeat I really don’t know what to tell you. You’re missing out on BOPS!! She’s 7/7!
20.06.2025 08:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Went to see the AIDS quilt at the Tate Modern today. Extremely moving. Times are tough, particularly for our trans siblings. Be sure to hold your queer family close, make memories together and love them openly and loudly 💚
15.06.2025 20:39 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0See you at Prima 😈
30.05.2025 11:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll expect the same reply when I message
30.05.2025 10:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m on a calorie deficit
I’ve had two pints
All I want is a large domino’s
Where is the sun gone 🥺
15.05.2025 12:21 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The art work is sick!
14.05.2025 17:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Few weeks ago my debit card had fraudulent activity on it. Today my AMEX has. Can these people leave me alone. I’m fucking poor.
10.05.2025 11:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do people get skinny?
02.05.2025 06:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a fun group activity
29.04.2025 09:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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29.04.2025 09:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love love LOVE Beyonce! But every day should not be ‘bring your kids to work’ day.
29.04.2025 09:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get me to the clurb
28.04.2025 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0