And what rough draft, its opportunity come round at last,
Wooshes towards referee #2 to be trashed?
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And what rough draft, its opportunity come round at last,
Wooshes towards referee #2 to be trashed?
A mismatched manuscript with Times Roman body and Comic Sans footnotes
Is resting on an editorβs desk, while in emails
Real scholars indignantly refuse referee requests.
The cloak of jargon drops again; but now I know
That twenty years of sleep in a file cabinet
Were disturbed by a goofy CFP,
The assumptions lack all plausibility, while the conclusions
Are full of piffling immensity.
Surely some Rubicon is at hand;
Surely an Acceptance is at hand.
Acceptance! Hardly are those words out
When an imaginary travesty
Troubles my sight: in some respected journalβs office
THE SECOND DRAFT
Tweaking and tweaking in the lengthening paper
The writer cannot bear the tinkering;
Reasons fall apart; the thesis does not hold;
Mere gibberish is loosed on the reader, and everywhere
Engagement with the literature is faked.
Are there still people who believe there is no significant difference between the Democratic Party and the GOP?
28.07.2025 21:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That moment, long after your talk, when you finally grasp what your critic repeatedly and patiently tried to explain to you.
28.07.2025 01:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking for unusual takes on the virtues of good timing, tolerance, open-mindedness, civility, forgiveness, integrity, ambition, or creativity? Take a RISK. My book is coming out in paperback. $57.00 at amazon. $46.00 currently on sale at Routledge. $0.00 for reviewers.
23.07.2025 23:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I love completing big projects simultaneously. Today, I finished a paper, a T&P review, a book manuscript, AND the laundry.
20.07.2025 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when folks worried about microaggressions?
10.07.2025 10:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having my request for a Senior Discount challenged while in my 70s feels just as good as being carded in my 30s.
08.07.2025 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Remember when some folks thought the GOP leadership was acting on principle (e.g. pro-life, small gov). Nowadays no one is fooled.
17.06.2025 14:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That moment when you realize that you have been criticizing MAGA for bird-whistling political violence while tolerating pro-Palestinian demonstrators who do the same thing.
23.05.2025 16:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump thinks ivy league universities ought to deny admission to students with problematic ideologies. They are to be identified by broad criteria (e.g. national origin, associates). On these grounds, ivies ought to deny admission to children of high-level people in the Trump administration.
18.04.2025 16:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Universities now have a wonderful opportunity to increase their "viewpoint diversity" by teaching about those conservative thinkers who railed against the divine right of kings.
16.04.2025 13:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dear Libertarians: When the Dems were in, you accused them of "infringement of liberty." Now we are looking at the real thing. This is your hour. Where the f*** are you?
15.04.2025 02:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0College profs are not helpless. We can reach lots of voters. During the Vietnam war, profs held "teach-ins" outside of classes to inform students and discuss various views. Let's bring back teach-ins.
14.04.2025 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No tariffs for Russia!
None for North Korea!!
Trump is not bothering to pretend any more.
When your MAGA friends or relatives encounter delays or difficulties with a government agency, gently remind them that reducing gov. size means reducing gov. service so they know who to blame for their delays or difficulties.
02.04.2025 21:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Next step: Whoops, we fired too many. Must hire new people. Only Republicans need apply.
28.03.2025 18:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feeling helpless? Most of us are not in a position to hinder what Trump is doing now. But there is something we can do. The next election is only 1 1/2 years away. Start now. Persuade a Trump voter to switch. Then persuade another. Then another.
"Slow, steady progress can win." - the Tortoise
Prediction: The GOP will not be deterred from doing unpopular things by the prospect of losing the next election. Controlling President, House, Senate, and Court is a rare opportunity. The GOP will slam through their whole agenda. Forfeiting the election is a small price to pay.
11.03.2025 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As Trump sides with Russia, Europe decides to rearm. Remember how well an armed Europe worked out in the 20th century?
07.03.2025 05:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Other countries may still cooperate with us on short term projects, but for the foreseeable future, no one will trust America. Even when Trump leaves office, other nations will rightly fear that MAGA might someday return to power and betray any alliances. America is now friendless.
01.03.2025 18:18 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Volodymyr ("I need ammunition, not a rideβ) Zelensky knows that one must stand up to bullies.
01.03.2025 17:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump says he is firing unnecessary workers. If they were unnecessary then gov. services will be unaffected. But if they were necessary, then gov. services will be hurt. So if you experience increased difficulties and/or delays in gov. services, blame the GOP for increasing government inefficiency.
20.02.2025 21:20 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My solution to the budget deficit: (1) Arrest Elon Musk on some trumped-up charge. (2) Declare him a flight risk. (3) Set bail at a level sufficient to deter him from jumping bail. (4) Postpone his trial indefinitely. (5) Presto: budget deficit erased.
16.02.2025 22:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Preparing to teach Hegelian constructivism about identity.
βWhat is real? βAsked rabbit.
βReal isnβt how you are made. It is a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but really loves you, then you become real β - velveteen rabbit, M. Williams
Getting ready to teach Hegelian constructivism about identity.
"Real isn't how you are made. It's a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."
- "The Velveteen Rabbit by Margery Williams
Among the speakers was Mirah Curzer [my daughter], whose 6-year-old daughter is trans. βFear is not the answer,β Ms. Curzer told the crowd. βOur kids are on the front lines of the great battles of our timeβ she said. βThey are fighting for you, so will you fight for them?β
09.02.2025 17:46 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0