Dragula

We are officially in them, boys. We are in the twenties.

Yeah, really been enjoying uhhh…what’s that tour?

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Mark my words, I will be the top twenties enjoyer by my twenties.

Fuck it, I’m just gonna let the Tumblr brainrot infect here. The worms have consumed me and they’re shaped like that Swedish freak.

Putting this here because I think it deserves it. My funniest post that didn’t get the recognition it truly deserved.

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The current vibes. I need to go back to yesterday so bad.

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Things I remembered just this morning

-someone puked in the pit (I think?? Papa was talking about barf a more than average amount)
- Future is a foreign land and DATHL one two gut punch. I sobbed like a baby.
- UK shit story.

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My ritual was tonight, so here’s what I saw as vague and confusing as possible.

- Papa’s third (huge) leg
- Papa licking the air (??)
- the new guy grabbing his tits
- the new guy doing a little hop/stomp thing
- Papa called Sodo “a Psycho”

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I get to see that freak in the flesh next Saturday.

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I’ve been watching the Righteous Gemstones and it’s got me thinking,

What if the clergy doesn’t operate like a cult or the Catholic Church (even though that’s obviously what it’s based on) and instead operates like a megachurch?

Papal hole real.

Not clickbait?!? 3am challenge?!? we get access to the clergy only fans?!?

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My inside thoughts, they yearn to be outside thoughts.

Ghost reference? In my Psych textbook? It’s more likely than you think!

(It literally just says Professor Emeritus, I’m just brain rotted)

Primal fear

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He looks like he’s about to tell me to bounce on it crazy style
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Screaming, crying, throwing up. Tobias why is analog horror Papa V the first thing in my recommended on YouTube?

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New women! A win for the lesbians!

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Papa Emeritus V

Gay Icon, The Babadook, from the hit horror movie “the babadook”

Looks like the babadook’s even gayer cousin

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We’re sexualising those old priests, good…good..

It’s going in the weirdo freak music playlist, for sure.

Satanized sounds like if infestissumam and Impera had a fucked up baby, and quite frankly? Here for it, inject it into my veins, I needed more blasphemy and heresy in my life anyways.

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We are in our black and white, sexualizing religion, being a weird little gay freak era.

Please act accordingly.

If Satanized is anything to go off of, I’m a fucking PROPHET.

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I’m so normal about the nuns in the music video

I’m also SO NORMAL about the new ghoulettes.

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SKELETOUR?? LIKE HE-MAN?? Wtf gay little nerd.

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Need to make a ghost themed quilt, but unfortunately, there is no ghost themed fabrics readily available.

So Tobias forge if you’re listening-

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As if I couldn’t be any more attracted to this fucked up woman. Sister imperator if you’re free, my number is 555-555…

(Label there for those who don’t want spoilers)

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His name on the side of the box is “ghostferatu” oh I’m pelting him with ROCKS.

Who is this diva??

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