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GIMME YAKUZA 3 WITHOUT THE SUBSTORIES
WITHOUT THE SUBSTORIES?
AND WITHOUT THE GAMEPLAY
WITHOUT THE GAMEPLAY!?!?
GIMME A YAKUZA 3 WITH NOTHIN'
NOTHIN????

I can’t believe I used to defend this shitty ass company back when Gaiden and IW came out. SEGA are money hungry vultures who would rather cannibalize their own games for more cash.

RGG are spineless cowards incapable of making a game without Kiryu or majima in it anymore

I’m smoking on that Daidoji pack, the fat fuck deserved to die

Fuck his stupid ass boat

The man who erased all his bitches

KIRYU IS DEAD TO ME
MAJIMA IS DEAD TO ME
ICHIBAN HAS BEEN KICKED TO THE WAYSIDE
YAGAMI IS IN A FUCKING COMA
RGG IS WASHED!

YAKUZA/LAD IS DEAD!

YOKOYAMA HAS SPIT IN MY FACE AND TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD LIKE IT

I’m so fucking mad right now

RGG had one fucking job, copy paste Y3 with Lost judgment gameplay and it would have been peak.

But instead, they hire a sexual abuser, retcon the lore, rush development and push it onto a different studio, make the combat worse, and shit all over their own legacy… Just to pull a FF7 remake on us!

SEGA DOESN’T DESERVE YOU ANYWAY ICHIBAN

JUSTICE FOR THE GOAT AND HIS FRIENDS

I bet you the new series will be either “Shin Ryu Ga Gotoku” or “Reincarnated Dragon” or some other kind of shit

Holy fuck RGG is speedrunning the death of their franchise and their studio as we know it.

You were the goat only 2 years ago man…

Completely unrelated…

Gang of Dragon looks like a fun game 😃

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Days like these make me start acting like Dennis Reynolds

…You!”

If Three Day’s Grace was called Three Days Late

“I Hate Everything about…”

I don’t know how to feel about YouTubers being sponsored by law firms in a video about creepy lost media

Clair Obscur getting so many awards along with the game of the year award whilst being a game that came out in the middle of the year feels so refreshing to me. I’m looking at you GoW 2!

How are they gonna fit all of the rewards it got on the game of the year edition box art

You can take the man out of the series but you can’t take the god damn city out of the man

MF CANT ESCAPE KAMUROCHO FOR THE LIFE OF HIM

I find it mildly fascinating that as we get closer to a world with sci-fi technology, the general public, including me, have gotten more and more pessimistic about it. Could that be because our view of the future is slowing rotting away due to corporate greed?

The fact that we won’t know if the sun has exploded for 8 minutes after it does explode will be the most stressful thing for people 5 billion years in the future.

“Holy shit is the sun gonna explode?!”

They won’t ever know if they’re in the 8 minute wait for death or not.

I’m probably not the only one who’s feeling this way, but Kalshi is so fucking dystopian man.

You’re telling me people are betting on whether or not Taylor Swift will cry on a livestream? They have life savings and mortgages set on stupid bets like these.

I hope so too

What happened? I haven’t been active in a while

Marriage and a swift, but amicable, divorce in 10 years

We’re losing our culture

There was this one comment under a clip of this scene that read,

“No Tibetan Monk technique is gonna get your parents back Bruce.” 💀

Are we fr freaking out about a faulty escalator and shitty teleprompting? Is this not North Korean levels of “How dare our supreme god emperor face mild inconveniences!!”

Like, this is parody, right? This is parody news, right?

FACTS

If anything, I hope they cut that scene out of the game. No one should be subjected to Yakuza exposition

Don’t get me wrong, a new game for newcomers to play and allowing them to further explore the yakuza/LAD series is great! Will I be getting it? No, unless it goes on sale or reviews say it’s good

Controversial opinion: I think a Y3 Kiwami is kinda needless, to me at least. The story is good already and unlike what some people say, the gameplay was never really bad for me. Was it perfect, no, but it forced me to actually think about fights in a strategic way