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Armchair ringside commentary. Join me for WWE Raw Live on Netflix. I don’t need context from Smackdown or the “general backstory”, and neither do you. I’m the voice of the casuals.

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Latest posts by colekun.bsky.social on Bluesky

I wish someone would write a fantasy movie and cast Sheamus in it. #WWERaw

30.06.2025 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Adam Pearce’s catchphrase should be, “Happy Monday,” as he is a manager. In this essay I will… #WWERaw

30.06.2025 22:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also a now old man from my childhood is going to fight the top talent on Netflix. I am on the edge of my seat. #WWERaw

17.06.2025 02:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And what a clown car ending for #WWERaw! Truly great writing, 10/10 no notes. That’s what the people want. A full cast ensemble finish.

17.06.2025 02:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I desperately want to see a photo of Sheamus smoking a cigarette and drinking a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee a la Ben Affleck, and I think that’s a very normal thing to want. #WWERaw

17.06.2025 01:21 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

I have no idea who Asuka is, but that makeup was amazing and I’m excited to be here! #WWERaw

17.06.2025 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every romance needs a trial and sometimes that trial is a beefy Austrian. Stronger because of each other. Cole x McAfee AO3.

17.06.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was one of the greatest promos I’ve ever seen from Ron Killings! I hope we get to keep him for the thousands of us casuals who only watch Raw because it’s on Netflix #WWERaw

10.06.2025 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Give me a John Cena booing opener, a War Raiders interrupted tag match, followed by the best women’s bout we’ve seen in weeks, and end with a Jey Uso disappointment! Come on writer’s room! #WWERaw

10.06.2025 00:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Monday! You know what day it is! #WWERaw

10.06.2025 00:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha, that’s actually pretty good schtick. I either missed the first intro explanation or that happened “off camera” for me. 😂

03.06.2025 00:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As part of my schtick I canonically do not know anything that happens outside of Raw. 😂 did I miss something?

03.06.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not in love with this casual Monday look they let my boy go out in tonight #WWERaw

03.06.2025 00:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t like it when he says people get yeeted on. #WEERaw

27.05.2025 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who would have thought they could have made an interesting men’s tag match on Raw! Finally! All it took was making it a triple threat match. #WWERaw

27.05.2025 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t with you. 😂

27.05.2025 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hopefully, El Grande Americano will finally interfere in a Chad Gable match, putting all the rumors to rest tonight. #WWERaw

27.05.2025 00:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Monday for all those who celebrate 😌 #WWERaw

27.05.2025 00:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like Adam Pearce’s sensible office furniture collection that appears to come from a hotel overstock collection. #WWERaw

20.05.2025 01:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Temu CM Punk 😭 #wweraw

13.05.2025 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I have to now officially support who is canonically now my favorite character’s best friend at work.

13.05.2025 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BREAKING NEWS: Pat McAfee looks fabulous in these glasses. Can this be a permanent addition to his wardrobe? #WWERaw

13.05.2025 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You gotta a love a good old fashioned, “___ sucks.” Great work, Chad Gable. 10/10 great writing. #WWERaw

13.05.2025 00:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Monday RAW fans! It’s happening live on Netflix tonight, folks! #WWERaw

13.05.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👉 🤪 👈

06.05.2025 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a terrible ending to an otherwise great episode of #WWERaw. The writer’s room gets a B- tonight. They had some highs, and then in true #WWE fashion snatched defeat from the jaws of victory with a clown car grand finale. An Olympic gymnast failing to stick the landing in front of Omaha, NE.

06.05.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Damnit I don't care how many times I have to say it Iyo is just the best. #wrestlesky #raw

06.05.2025 01:27 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Becky Lynch #WWERaw

06.05.2025 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is what we needed from Lyra Valkyria. Thank you to the writer’s room for letting her have room on the microphone. #WWERaw

06.05.2025 01:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“If we had 100 Sheamuses versus one gorilla, we’d be okay,” another great spot of commentary from Pat McAfee. #WWERaw

06.05.2025 00:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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