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@hamonanescalator.bsky.social

If you know me in real life, you've been warned. It gets mildly NSFW here ๐Ÿ’œ Physical manifestation of the "Shit bitch, you is fine" bear meme. Books, baking, gaming...the list goes on. Native Pittsburgher. Father of two Corgis. Gay/closed polyam ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ

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Latest posts by hamonanescalator.bsky.social on Bluesky

Ah, yes, the game where I got to the Fairy gym and went "nah, I'm good". It's a shame though, I did want to like it, but yeah, iunno. Didn't land whatsoever for me.

23.10.2025 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just gotta say, the Hades tattoo looks *chef's kiss*

20.04.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't make me choose my favorite, I just want both!

16.04.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll get right on it ๐Ÿคค

31.03.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joining the line for tribute on this one

31.03.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Down? Downstairs? Hm, I mean, okay, I guess I can get whatever from downstairs...

31.03.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Point to where the assistance is needed and we'll go from there ๐Ÿ‘€

31.03.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this temple, I shall worship then ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜

30.03.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh. Oh wow ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

30.03.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, since this is your church thong, should I get down on my knees and pray, or...?

30.03.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, damn. Now I feel like I came into this too strong then. Now what do I do.

20.02.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a serve, it's a look, it's everything ๐Ÿ”ฅ

20.02.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm reading this now!! I have thoughts on this is going cuz hoo boy ๐Ÿ˜…

20.02.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And what're you gonna do about it, huh? HUH??

20.02.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can we all agree, as a nation, that Red Robin is one of the epitomes of straight culture? We walked in here (only cuz there is nothing else near the movie theater) and this was basically what every person was gearing up for as we walked past ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

18.02.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send a signal for extraction, we'll get you out of there in no time at all!

17.02.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting in the car now

17.02.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

17.02.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you a master of karate yet?

16.02.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Sunday! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™‚

16.02.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coming from a handsome fella such as yourself?? ๐Ÿฅฐ Well, shucks ๐Ÿ˜˜

16.02.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, I wish I looked this good at the gym on a Sunday morning ๐Ÿ˜

16.02.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That scene is, like, such a tonal pivot from everything else before it and arguably maintains its status as "most fucked up thing the show gives you", in my opinion.

16.02.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now this? This is good content ๐Ÿฅต

15.02.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am...concerned ๐Ÿ˜‚

15.02.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Season 3 is honestly really good, but like, WOW, this was a far cry different from what they were pushing in Season 2 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ like, holy.

15.02.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking absolutely ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ there, bestie

15.02.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want off this timeline already ๐Ÿ˜ญ please restart the simulation, no one is enjoying themselves.

15.02.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry you're struggling with this though. Like, I totally understand the want to just push through a little more and see if the author is *actually* gonna make the story worth your time all too well ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

15.02.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You should read Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle. Like, your description of everything you're upset about is exactly what he discusses in the book and it doesn't feel like it's just a bunch of platitudes/actually is thought-out critiques. Not the OG intent of what you said, but my two cents. Lol.

15.02.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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