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'The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead' - Keynes

"Wanna bet?" - bank of Dracula

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@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Dracula plus is a boon for people with hemochromatosis for whom blood letting is a legit treatment

… uh-oh

Michael Lombardi Instagram Safari Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · February 25 · 1h 30m

For some episodes, we have a "plan." I don't know why. For other episodes, we just press record and start looking at the internet

Meatwad

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social asked when does a want become a need in the opener, and to paraphrase Meatwad:

"Dracula doesn't just want blood. He needs it, and that's a responsibility."

Monday Motivation: Blasting DMX and thinking about stealing an asteroid

psychic battle between Jordon and Mack starts NOW

I have seen this entire show and can’t remember half of what Spencer mentions here because all the insanity blends together

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I trapped the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social in a room and talked about the most cracked space show ever, For All Mankind, for an hour straight www.patreon.com/posts/151379...

I'm glad I listened to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social bonus episode because I probably would've skipped For All Mankind if not for @edsbs.bsky.social's description of all the unhinged stuff

I did not want to watch Stupid Expanse until @edsbs.bsky.social told us everything that happens in it, and now I do

A fantastic and cathartic discussion.

And also something about a fun TV show.

Did the fullcast hack my group chats this week?

No. Live a little

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New on Patreon:

- @edsbs.bsky.social locks in on FOR ALL MANKIND, then locks all of us in a room to discuss it for an hour
- Some of us had assumed the "what if Russia won the space race" show is Serious TV For Serious People. Apparently not!!

Also: Josh Pate, a disgrace to the bald community

Listening to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Vox owns that one, not us

What a replacement

Realignment 2026: Jeopardy vs. Price Is Right Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 02/18/2026 · 1h 29m

Sacramento State made one billion dollars by moving to Ohio. Today, we explain what that means for you and your family:

- Pirate ships have Subway franchises
- Big Ten fans honk like seals whenever they see a map
- SEC fans buy jet skis like they're groceries
- Hugh Freeze did a boobs thing online

Hugh Freeze reposting AI girls on Instagram

another perfect Fullcast ™

today in “the Fullcast has never told a joke”: the US men’s bobsledding team does, in fact, have an Aggie, with the most stereotypical Aggie name you can think of

www.usabs.com/profiles/boo...

ABBA has a song for everything, including French biathletes stealing credit cards from teammates

"They're now into decrepit Habsburg territory."
The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social expertly nailing the Dallas Cowboys.

Me, a Mizzou fan from the Ozarks, listening to this week’s Fullcast. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

We hope you are enjoying our Super Bowl recap

Super Bowl Recap And Winter Olympics Sex Hut Report Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 02/11/2026 · 1h 32m

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks, who did not use their victory speeches to announce they'd had affairs. We are joined as always by @brianmfloyd.bsky.social

The best (and only) college football podcast is the one where you almost crash your car to the phrase "John Fetterman's Charizard"

*no it’s not

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