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🌚 you may also, if the spirit moves you, submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to our voicemail line at (470) 794-2909, but ONLY if they’re short. or if you have an incredibly specific regional accent. ☎️

Get these in by noonish, Koalas

Drew if you have any updates on the subsequent relationships between the people in that story we would love to see that email

Yes, if you have an update to an original Thanksgiving Disaster, we will take that as well 👨‍🚀 🌕

this is also not an invitation for you to call the voicemail line doing a fake accent. you will never be better than Central Michigan Gambit. thanks

🌚 you may also, if the spirit moves you, submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to our voicemail line at (470) 794-2909, but ONLY if they’re short. or if you have an incredibly specific regional accent. ☎️

OKAY OKAY FINE, GOD 🌝

submit your THANKSGIVING DISASTERS to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com

do NOT submit it here, we won’t see it, sorry that happened to you (or happy for you)!!

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Not true! See the scholarly work of @lucyrohden.bsky.social for details

AFTER DARK WEEK 13: PLEASE RE-NERF NC STATE PUNTER | The Shutdown Fullcast Get more from The Shutdown Fullcast on Patreon

AFTER DARK:

- Did you know Tennessee defeated Florida?
- New varieties of bad audio, except now you're paying for it! Thank you
- The curse of being a team that is important

They're in there! Don't worry about why

a man in a yellow bird costume holds a sign that reads “mile #1 already run more miles than dallas has superbowls since 97’ GO BIRDS”

happy marathon day

There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.

FULLCAST AFTER DARK IS INBOUND, TAKE COVER

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If your parents already have everything they need, give them the gift of knowing you aren't a complete degenerate by helping out some kids who really need it in their name. Write a cute little card with it, they'll love it.

that graphic is lifetime how much you wonderful folks have done for kids in and aged out of the system. The screenshots I get about "so and so is gonna looking awesome in those Jordans" ... Words cannot do justice. So let's make some people feel seen, loved and supported

While I look through some wishes to grant, my annual reminder that a lot of companies have donation matching programs that are usually set up for easy use. It's a great way to double up and help even more kids. My company has matched my @onesimplewish.bsky.social donation for several years running.

Shutdown FullKoalas, it's time to run the score up #B2BSales

More like Enter Wolfman. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Good morning @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

AFTER DARK WEEK 12: God Hates South Carolina, and That's Okay | The Shutdown Fullcast Get more from The Shutdown Fullcast on Patreon

AFTER DARK:

- God can have a little hate of South Carolina, as a treat
- Sloppy wet messy Dabo goop
- More like Kirby Mean
- Which Purdue are you?
- The least likely team to ever become a Progrum is on the verge of becoming a Progrum
- Pat Narduzzi covers by 78 points 🎉

FULLCAST AFTER DARK IS COMING BACK FROM A 30-3 DEFICIT

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If you want to give blood and also have a little extra fun with it 👇👇👇

We’re Gonna Be Alright Ham

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Ok @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and @homefield.bsky.social I am signed up, go Huskies

Found the good Charlotte post (band reference)

SORRY

Spiritual advisor weighs in

Goddammit. @surber.bsky.social nearly made me run off the road from laughing at “Doritos is basically the same sludge that transformed the turtles into ninja warriors”

Another perfect @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

oh good the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is up