Brendan

Why is everybody so surprised the assassin is hot? Have none of you seen "The Bourne Identity"?

Gladiator II Spoiler:
Did I laugh way too hard when at the end he remembers his Mom saying “strength and honor” and then clobbers the hell out of his opponent with a river rock? Yes, yes I did. To be fair, only having the strength portion IS the most Roman way. #gladiatorii #iwastheonlyonelaughing

An old meme showing an ancient Roman sculpture of a Celtic man. It’s ultra-realistic and looks a bit like an extra handsome Pedro Pascal. Next to it is a very primitive Celtic sculpture of a man with generally the same features but the skull shape is an egg-like blob with almost cartoon features out if all proportion.

It’s almost like poverty & privation have a negative impact on the ability for artists to learn their craft.

Also this ignores local cultural tastes.

You want beautiful art? Fucking make sure your artists can learn their craft without fucking dying of starvation & learn to appreciate stylization.

remember like one month ago when republicans were the party of “protecting children”

I imbibed that AMC Deadpool soda so much that it’s part of my blood still. I will be powerless against this.

So…this movie was bad. I can’t recommend it. There was this weird scene where buff JK Simmons Action Santa is lifting weights and has a pretty emotional scene with the Rock who is spotting him that I can’t stop thinking about. WHO was this movie for?

Theory: Humans are at natural disadvantage when fighting dirty with centaurs and this led to the concept of a “fair fight”. Discuss. #thebritishmuseum #theparthenon #centaurballs