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2026 will be the year of the nonbinary loser. it will finally be my time to shine

I PASSED

thank u oomf!!!!!! i really hope so

markiplier at his wedding: hello everybody my name is markiplier

the lion does not concern himself with the fact that his driving test is tomorrow. the lion does not feel fear or anxiety

heartbreaking: a woman in my office who i’ve been having nice friendly conversations with mentioned that she used to be a cop

look at our lesbians dawg we’re not making it out of our systems of oppression

just went through the 5 stages of grief in the space of ten seconds bc a beautiful lesbian liked me on hinge but her profile says Not Political. the first word on my profile is leftist like hello?

(i love you liiiike a table)

your musical theatre phase will never truly leave you

sorry this pic is killing me

im actually gonna have to start a list of sentences i’ve overheard in my office because why did this middle aged woman just say “i love stereotypical gay hairdressers”

septemberrrrr ignore the outlier in the bottom row how did that even get there Hahaha

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it’s okay guys she matched my freak

#needthat because ive been on hinge less than 24 hours and im already double texting

i miss daydrinking on a random weekday. can’t do that anymore. because of job

clocked

samia nation how we feeling

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if i got what i wanted would i want the thing i got

just as i expected

new wednesday album is perfect

sertraline september

actually real

can’t focus on my work too busy thinking about doomed yaoi

they should invent HRT that makes you look like a man and a woman

here’s me and my gay outfit from the other day

sorry for posting about dan and phil and then dropping off the face of the earth it may or may not happen again

good morning oomfs sorry i disappeared off here for like a month </3 working a full time office job has taken over my life and started draining the joy and whimsy out of me

they’re soulmates or whatever who even cares. not me