For those who need a little inspiration
27.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For those who need a little inspiration
27.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😆 Now that you mention it… yeah!
22.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Space aliens up there flying around in giant chrome earbuds!
22.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
sexting you one handed because, y'know
(eating pizza)
😆
21.02.2026 09:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please don’t cut pizza like a psychopath
20.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Sneaky little fuckers
19.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just had a popup appear on my laptop screen that said “Get Help” and I think that’s pretty rude of my laptop
17.02.2026 14:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0According to the weather prediction models, you’re to get anywhere between 1” to 2531” of snow
21.01.2026 19:01 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Well, shit!
20.01.2026 00:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck it. I’m gonna start pronouncing the p in psycho
18.01.2026 21:32 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0I excel at saying two words at the same time.
17.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 92 🔁 48 💬 2 📌 0One of my favorite ways to waste time is to do nothing about everything.
18.01.2026 15:41 — 👍 165 🔁 82 💬 8 📌 0
LEADER: welcome to amnesia club do you have any stories you’d like to share
ME: none that I can recall
GROUP: *applauds quietly*
Whenever I feel homesick I go into a dive bar.
02.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 126 🔁 53 💬 4 📌 0Good for you! Time can be the great healer. Stunning pic
03.01.2026 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New year, new m… wait.. Nope. Never mind
01.01.2026 15:04 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0I meant well. I think it was on a Thursday in 1978.
20.12.2025 18:39 — 👍 87 🔁 42 💬 1 📌 0$10 bucks says I can’t pronounce Açaí correctly
29.12.2025 01:23 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I left you on read.
Please respond.
Inside me are a dozen Christmas cookies.
28.12.2025 23:03 — 👍 46 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0Walmart Radio was absolutely fucking bangin today!
28.12.2025 16:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope everyone got a podcaster equipment starter kit cause lord knows there’s just not enough podcasters in the world
26.12.2025 22:34 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1Love the cardboard cutout… but this gift receptacle deal. Girl… you the queen on this one!! Brilliance achieved
23.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What am I bringing to the party?
A desire to leave.
Joined the Flat Earth Society for the 50% discount on round-the-world air tickets.
17.12.2025 19:44 — 👍 123 🔁 48 💬 1 📌 0Ahhhh ok. So like that old song “stuck in the 67 with you”… 😀
15.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0