Angry Seattle

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OVER A FUCKING DECADE
EVERYONE COUNTED US THE FUCK OUT
WE ARE SO BACK
FUCK OFF TO ALL THE HATERS
GOOD GAME PATRIOTS BUT YOU SUCKED ASS
TOMORROW IS A HOLIDAY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

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Today is the fucking day

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FUCK YES

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Current condition, as of 3:30pm pacific

With my luck the Seahawks season will end with another blown play call and Sherman will make this face again

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Hoooooooly shit, Seahawks

To everyone who thinks winter is over and it’s all flowers and sunshine from here on out:

1. Are you new here?
2. Can you read a damn weather forecast?

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2026, Day 4. Still no snow here. I’m waiting but my patience is running thin

It’s 2026.

Snow. In the streets.

NOW. ❄️

Everyone: holy shit 2025 is almost over. Let’s go see the fireworks at the space needle to celebrate.

Nature: fuck you, here’s some dense fog instead.

All I want for 2026 is two or three good snowstorms to arrive, blanket my hills in powder, and make them slick enough for cars and buses to slide down while I watch and point and laugh.

I want my fucking snow

All I want from Santa Krampus Baby Jesus & Mary Chain this holiday is a good fucking snowstorm so I can set up my camping chair and watch cars and buses slide down the hill.

Is that too much to ask?

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For a wealthy city with plenty of wealthy people and plenty of taxes, our roads are fucking shit

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Current conditions

I’m glad we won @seahawks but holy shit why so close against Gramps Retiree QB and at home?

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Given the historic floods in the area, I want to remind everyone that the best way to combat climate change is to post continually and loudly on social media, feel good about doing your part, and then forget all about the topic until the next disaster.

I swear to god one little change from solid gray to a somewhat average pink-ish clouds sunset and people here act like it’s the second coming

Hopefully this atmospheric deluge or whatever the fuck it’s called will wash all the California transplants away

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The forecast for the next eleventy dozen days

Today is the kind of day that we don’t speak of to those not from here ☀️ 🤫

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BRIGHT THING IN THE SKY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT

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Remember when Black Friday meant people lining up outside of Walmarts to rush in as a mob and try to grab shit they didn’t need while elbowing other people in the face?

I don’t miss those days.

Happy Roasted Large Bird That Doesn’t Taste That Great And Certainly Isn’t Consolation For Dealing With Crazy Uncle Steve Day for all who celebrate

King county metro bus drivers should have the right to body slam one passenger per week if they’re being an asshole.

It’s only fair for all the shit drivers put up with.

How do we make this happen @kingcountymetro.bsky.social

I wish the new mayor the best. I hope she’s more effective than the old mayor. And the one before that. And the one before that. And the one before that.

Let’s just say I am not holding my breath.

From now on every Tuesday should be a holiday

This weekend is the kind of weekend we NEVER TELL PEOPLE ABOUT ☀️ 🤫