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AI killed dadaism in memes. Eventually it will stick the life out of memes themselves. I will not elaborate further. Mostly because I'm not smart enough to. Someone else do it. I'm going for a shit. #lukewarmtake #mandoorhandhookcardoor

It's been a quarter of a fucking century and I can still remember Every. Fucking. Key. 😂

Hot take: Colanders are fucking pointless. Just use the sieve you fucking baby.

If you're the one who sent this email: Cheers mush! You've made my day. 😂 Here's a sticker for you.

@joebaldwin.me.uk GOT MY OWN SHART!

An email from an anonymous emailer platform. The body of the ext reads "Kill yourself you disgusting faggot traitor".

Lol I can't even imagine how mad you're gonna die if you have to use anonymousemail.se to send shit like this. 😂

They could have at least told me what triggered their delicate emotions so that I can do it again lol!

I don't think I've ever seen a petition actually get taken seriously by Parliament but if you don't sign it you're still a cunt.

#transmetropolitan

He looks literally on death's door. 🤞

@soundcube.bsky.social Ivy spotted your photo in the wild again today. 😂

Just realised somehow I'm scrolling your page instead of my feed WHOOPS that's creepy. Anyway, now I've gotta go rewatch Cell Block H.

I( guess you could say you got your cheeks clapped!

(Get well soon.)

Is there one for the videos of the procedure called wikiyeet?

A grift. ;)

Don't DM me. I ain't giving my fuckin' face to some third party for "age verification".

Yes I can use a VPN, but honestly I cannot be arsed to deal with the dip in speed for day to day fuckery.

If you can't say it in a reply, consider emailing me or some shit. "contact@" this username.

In the brief period I had an maintained a LinkedIn for a job, I don't think I ever saw a single post that didn't feel like the poster was jorkin it to the smell of their own farts.

MPs will claim they're taking PIP from thousands to benefit "working people" (while killing the disabled), but use AI to turn their own worker status into a total grift that benefits only them.

I bet there is now more money going into government-based AI grifting than there EVER was in PIP fraud.

Read 'em?! I fuckin' write 'em!!!

This is how I imagine your dreams. Lloyds Bank ads and ugly CGI couples.

SURPRISE! IT'S A NIGHTMARE.

"MORTGAGE DECLINED: APPLICANT HOSTS NONCE-RAVE IN HIS MICROWAVE" strobe on screen in high-contrast colours. A distorted bassline deafens you.

Beep.

You start revolving as your skin melts off.

I swear, from the shit like this I've seen online over the years, it looks like the people who are the vilest to HIV+ people are the exact same people who are at the highest risk of contraction. I wonder if they end up treating themselves with the same disdain...

For every like, I will rub my pissy fingers around the rim of @joebaldwin.me.uk's can of Monster.

Just sayin'. You can keep collecting the expensive overpriced little freaks if you want. Doesn't affect me in any way. I just think they're going to come to life and start drinking your piss while you sleep.

Look I'm all for people enjoying things and I'm not forcing anyone to stop but can we just agree that #Labubu dolls are fucking ugly and the trend was artificially manufactured for the purposes of blind consumerism and there's no difference between fake and real ones as they're both overpriced shit?

I was introduced to Val McDermid - like so many - through Wire in the Blood. Given the content of the first book and episode, The Mermaids' Singing, I've always been worried where I might eventually see her name, assuming she was going to turn out to be a quiet TERF.

So glad to be proven wrong.

I thought she looked like she was doing a Savile, personally...

"Britain's biggest Bank vows solidarity with trans workers" so when are they going to show solidarity with their customers and finally allow Mx as an title on the account because I've been asking for literally over a decade...?

The learning stage of trying to make #creative things is one that can look interesting, but ultimately wastes so many resources. 😂 This still isn't quite how I want this, but how it appears on paper is hugely different to on a screen. I think I know what to try next. #art #cricut

Aw nah, I appreciate that. Sorry, it wasn't my intention to try and diminish the effect it had.

This *is* kink at pride. Guy clearly has a humiliation fetish driving that. You can't convince me there's any other reason to own one of those.

OK but Bobby Hill was probably one of my earliest glimpses into radical self-love/self-acceptance, so in the opinion of some random nobody on the internet, you objectively have the same name as the coolest fucking character of the whole show, and that's rad as fuck.