@schwarziest.bsky.social
I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap. "Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
On St. Patrick's day? I'm sorry.
06.03.2026 05:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I must be drunk because I read this as "Jack Donaghy" at first.
06.03.2026 05:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And with that, the youtu.be/ww-f4glTOdw?...
06.03.2026 04:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My birthday is exactly one month away.
Please conduct yourselves accordingly.
Replacing a woman with an even worse man. As a sports fan, this feels familiar.
05.03.2026 18:55 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0I'm thinking his parents must be cousins, at least?
05.03.2026 19:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey look, a shitty white man failing upwards! That never happens!
05.03.2026 18:59 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is the 20-something jagoff who knocks up a couple of high school girls because he's a careless prick. Democrats are his parents, who end up footing the bills for his kids because they've enabled him his entire life and won't say "no." I hate them both.
05.03.2026 08:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aussie rules?
05.03.2026 07:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I take Lyft every day to and from work in a big city. Have yet to smell "weeds" in one. How shitty is her Uber rating that she's getting smelly rides?
05.03.2026 07:07 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna need to work extra OT to pay for all my sweet @chicagostars.com swag.
05.03.2026 06:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking forward to watching Jameese Joseph play for @chicagostars.com this season. I feel like good things are in store for her!
05.03.2026 06:53 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0In 1992, I adopted my beloved Osiris from @seattlehumane.bsky.social. I lost him long ago, but encourage everyone to give and help save more sweethearts like him. #CatsOfBluesky
05.03.2026 06:42 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weβre currently running low on canned dog & cat food & kitty litter in our pet food bank. Anyone able to donate can do so through our Amazon Wish List at the link in bio or drop off on the left side of our building at 13212 SE Eastgate Way, Bellevue, WA 98005. Thank you for helping us help others π
04.03.2026 19:10 β π 19 π 21 π¬ 1 π 2I love her!
05.03.2026 06:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
since apparently it needs to be said again
breanna stewart is directly filling the purse of jk rowling, one of the most evil transphobes on the planet. this is a fact. if you think itβs okay for her to be doing this, or itβs not a big deal, youβre wrong and you can unfollow me right fucking now.
No, but she is a Dropout. youtu.be/Rb5iZkDcOSU?...
05.03.2026 05:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
05.03.2026 05:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβre trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you?
05.03.2026 05:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Yeah Gilly!
05.03.2026 05:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This was right below your post in my TL. bsky.app/profile/sand...
05.03.2026 05:31 β π 16 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Last year's #MarchMadness promo song was Lady Gaga. I love her! I also ... got sick of hearing that song constantly. So how annoyed am I gonna get by this year's song by ... Zac Brown Band?
05.03.2026 05:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Patrick Kane has a sister named Erica? I thought immediately of this...
youtu.be/Cr44MqMxE1E?...
I only have one kneecap.
05.03.2026 05:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So, the take away here?
The US Military intentionally targeted a girl's school in Tehran with the goal as killing as many as possible.
people.com/nearly-200-k...
Trump is married to an immigrant, so surely he doesn't hate immigrants!
05.03.2026 05:01 β π 38 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump is married to an immigrant, so surely he can't hate immigrants!
05.03.2026 04:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Must I see CC in ads even in the off-season?
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