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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)

@schwarziest.bsky.social

I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap. "Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."

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an older man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` so tacky '' . Alt: Tim Gunn in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` so tacky '' .
06.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On St. Patrick's day? I'm sorry.

06.03.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says me-ow in front of a nbc logo Alt: a man in a suit and tie says me-ow in front of a nbc logo

I must be drunk because I read this as "Jack Donaghy" at first.

06.03.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Urge Overkill - Positive Bleeding
YouTube video by UrgeOverkillVEVO Urge Overkill - Positive Bleeding

And with that, the youtu.be/ww-f4glTOdw?...

06.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My birthday is exactly one month away.

Please conduct yourselves accordingly.

06.03.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a white cat with its tongue out . Alt: a close up of a white cat throwing up
05.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Replacing a woman with an even worse man. As a sports fan, this feels familiar.

05.03.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm thinking his parents must be cousins, at least?

05.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey look, a shitty white man failing upwards! That never happens!

05.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is the 20-something jagoff who knocks up a couple of high school girls because he's a careless prick. Democrats are his parents, who end up footing the bills for his kids because they've enabled him his entire life and won't say "no." I hate them both.

05.03.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aussie rules?

05.03.2026 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I take Lyft every day to and from work in a big city. Have yet to smell "weeds" in one. How shitty is her Uber rating that she's getting smelly rides?

05.03.2026 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna need to work extra OT to pay for all my sweet @chicagostars.com swag.

05.03.2026 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to watching Jameese Joseph play for @chicagostars.com this season. I feel like good things are in store for her!

05.03.2026 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 1992, I adopted my beloved Osiris from @seattlehumane.bsky.social. I lost him long ago, but encourage everyone to give and help save more sweethearts like him. #CatsOfBluesky

05.03.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re currently running low on canned dog & cat food & kitty litter in our pet food bank. Anyone able to donate can do so through our Amazon Wish List at the link in bio or drop off on the left side of our building at 13212 SE Eastgate Way, Bellevue, WA 98005. Thank you for helping us help others πŸ’œ

04.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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I love her!

05.03.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

since apparently it needs to be said again

breanna stewart is directly filling the purse of jk rowling, one of the most evil transphobes on the planet. this is a fact. if you think it’s okay for her to be doing this, or it’s not a big deal, you’re wrong and you can unfollow me right fucking now.

05.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Dropout
YouTube video by Urge Overkill - Topic Dropout

No, but she is a Dropout. youtu.be/Rb5iZkDcOSU?...

05.03.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

05.03.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you?

05.03.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah Gilly!

05.03.2026 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was right below your post in my TL. bsky.app/profile/sand...

05.03.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last year's #MarchMadness promo song was Lady Gaga. I love her! I also ... got sick of hearing that song constantly. So how annoyed am I gonna get by this year's song by ... Zac Brown Band?

05.03.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Erica Kane
YouTube video by Urge Overkill - Topic Erica Kane

Patrick Kane has a sister named Erica? I thought immediately of this...
youtu.be/Cr44MqMxE1E?...

05.03.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I only have one kneecap.

05.03.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nearly 200 Killed in Strike on Iranian Girls’ School as UN Calls for Investigation into Attack On Feb. 28, a strike on a girls' school in Minab, Iran, left almost 200 people dead. This week, the United Nations called for an investigation into the attack.

So, the take away here?

The US Military intentionally targeted a girl's school in Tehran with the goal as killing as many as possible.

people.com/nearly-200-k...

05.03.2026 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 625    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Trump is married to an immigrant, so surely he doesn't hate immigrants!

05.03.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is married to an immigrant, so surely he can't hate immigrants!

05.03.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Must I see CC in ads even in the off-season?

05.03.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1