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Place your order today and qualify for the Tariff Rate Ultra Monetized Protection Plan (TRUMP Plan) which Guarantees that your future payments cannot increase more than 10% per month due to future tariffs.

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Each Trump phone comes with Truth Social Gold Edition pre-installed. And for your convenience, it cannot be uninstalled.

You may consider upgrading to Truth Social Platinum. For just 3 easy payments of $10,000, DJT will automatically re-Truth a random selection of your Truths!

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Trump phones will be the first to deploy cutting edge TTS technology, a proprietary algorithm that combines state of the art AOL search with the Trump Truth Search LLM to produce consistent, trustworthy search results.

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For convenience the Trump phone will utilize 8 readily available AA batteries instead of a rechargeable battery--no more cables!

Act fast!

I have received more inside information about the Trump phone.

Sorry, please don't ask. I cannot reveal the source.

The phone will indeed be $500 which will be paid in 99 easy payments of just $19.99.

Don't delay! Operators are standing by, act now as supplies are limited!
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Word is that the Trump Phone will have a choice of three ring tones:
>Theme From Mission Impossible
>Taps
>Jailhouse Rock

How long before the Kennedy Center is renamed the Trump Center?

I have enough pennies for the economy to function normally for the next several years. #pennies

My favorite detail? The administration assured us that it was premeditated because "he read it from a piece of paper." The standard of planning in Trump 2.0 is that stuff is written down first.

Gaza is the biggest shiny object in the flooded field of shiny objects--it's a fantastic "quick, look over there!" trick that draws our attention from the "dimwittery" happening.

Gaza-reenland! Summer/Winter vacation land of the future. Massive geens! Giant sand traps!

Since we got rid of DEI it's over, right?

Meta to End Fact-Checking on Facebook, Instagram Ahead of Trump Term: Live Updates The social networking giant will stop using third-party fact-checkers on Facebook, Threads and Instagram and instead rely on users to add notes to posts. It is likely to please President-elect Trump a...

Thought 2024 was the year of efficiency? It will be a massive undertaking to fact check the Trump administration for four years...

Tsunami warning for SF Bay area. Sobering and difficult to believe at the same time. The arrival of the tsunami can be calculated (12:10 for SF) but its magnitude cannot be accurately estimated.

Not me. I think it's an easy call. Wrong.

Nniüq-- is a small axe with a long handle for cutting down quick growing weeds

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