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Place your order today and qualify for the Tariff Rate Ultra Monetized Protection Plan (TRUMP Plan) which Guarantees that your future payments cannot increase more than 10% per month due to future tariffs.
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More #TrumpPhone
Place your order today and qualify for the Tariff Rate Ultra Monetized Protection Plan (TRUMP Plan) which Guarantees that your future payments cannot increase more than 10% per month due to future tariffs.
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Each Trump phone comes with Truth Social Gold Edition pre-installed. And for your convenience, it cannot be uninstalled.
You may consider upgrading to Truth Social Platinum. For just 3 easy payments of $10,000, DJT will automatically re-Truth a random selection of your Truths!
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Trump phones will be the first to deploy cutting edge TTS technology, a proprietary algorithm that combines state of the art AOL search with the Trump Truth Search LLM to produce consistent, trustworthy search results.
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For convenience the Trump phone will utilize 8 readily available AA batteries instead of a rechargeable battery--no more cables!
Act fast!
I have received more inside information about the Trump phone.
Sorry, please don't ask. I cannot reveal the source.
The phone will indeed be $500 which will be paid in 99 easy payments of just $19.99.
Don't delay! Operators are standing by, act now as supplies are limited!
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Word is that the Trump Phone will have a choice of three ring tones:
>Theme From Mission Impossible
>Taps
>Jailhouse Rock
How long before the Kennedy Center is renamed the Trump Center?
12.02.2025 21:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I have enough pennies for the economy to function normally for the next several years. #pennies
10.02.2025 04:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite detail? The administration assured us that it was premeditated because "he read it from a piece of paper." The standard of planning in Trump 2.0 is that stuff is written down first.
07.02.2025 05:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gaza is the biggest shiny object in the flooded field of shiny objects--it's a fantastic "quick, look over there!" trick that draws our attention from the "dimwittery" happening.
07.02.2025 05:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gaza-reenland! Summer/Winter vacation land of the future. Massive geens! Giant sand traps!
05.02.2025 05:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since we got rid of DEI it's over, right?
05.02.2025 05:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thought 2024 was the year of efficiency? It will be a massive undertaking to fact check the Trump administration for four years...
07.01.2025 17:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tsunami warning for SF Bay area. Sobering and difficult to believe at the same time. The arrival of the tsunami can be calculated (12:10 for SF) but its magnitude cannot be accurately estimated.
05.12.2024 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not me. I think it's an easy call. Wrong.
03.12.2024 04:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0NniΓΌq-- is a small axe with a long handle for cutting down quick growing weeds
29.11.2024 05:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hello Bluesky! I like tech, sailing, food and wine, politics, writing and making things.
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