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Johnny Machiavelli

@duvaldoom.bsky.social

Jacksonville 🐆 | Fulham 🦡 | Georgia Southern 🦅 | Birmingham 🐎 | MOSTLY HYPERBOLE |Whatever bitch

510 Followers  |  155 Following  |  374 Posts  |  Joined: 27.04.2023
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Thank you for your kindness. Yes, I'm sure.

30.06.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh. Fantasy Football morons are over here, too? Look at the site growing up. 🙄

27.06.2025 19:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

26.06.2025 17:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tennessee Titans Join NFL Global Markets Program with International Marketing Rights in Ireland Launched in 2022, the Global Markets Program awards NFL clubs international marketing rights to build brand awareness and fandom beyond the U.S., through fan engagement, events, commercial opportuniti...

Oh no @steviehowlin.com

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21.05.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mina is the first on air talent at espn that is must listen to for me in a long time. 🤷🏻

24.04.2025 17:33 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's been threatening for awhile. 😂

18.04.2025 22:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And then local media tried to gaslight us that it wasn't a fart.

15.04.2025 16:46 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HGH is cool.

12.04.2025 17:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Frank Cilantro

12.04.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, we haven't been in decades. Her grandmother passed before I met her, but her grandfather lived until a couple years after we got married.

11.04.2025 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stacie's grandparents lived less than a mile up the mountain from NRGB. In fact her uncle just recently sold the house. He didn't live there, but couldn't bring himself to let the house go.

11.04.2025 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All winners, IMO.

08.04.2025 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There aren't any because they dead.

08.04.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Scrolling over here, then scrolling the other place, is actually, genuinely, heartbreakingly hilarious, and not in the way you might think. The echo chamber in both is impressive.

06.04.2025 20:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a surprised look on his face says " absolutely not " ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face says " absolutely not "
04.04.2025 13:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry. I'm upset.

03.04.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Retirement is simple. Die, bitch.

03.04.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's just another place to doom scroll. 🤷🏻

03.04.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Birds aren't real.

03.04.2025 17:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You're an idiot.

03.04.2025 14:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Joe Burrow fragile too?

03.04.2025 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I would not take betting advice from this person. They are unintelligent.

03.04.2025 11:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Sorry you don't have great cemeteries.

02.04.2025 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who among us hasn't fucked in a cemetery?

02.04.2025 18:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I despise Disney world and even I know this is ludicrous "Jeffrey likes to be cantankerous" nonsense. The food is fantastic in many spots. 😂

01.04.2025 16:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did coach spill coffee all over his shoulder?

31.03.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Smoked meats are the greatest. 😁 Looking good.

29.03.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The laurels? We all have them.

28.03.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like that they didn't, but I am very pro "City specific" or "fanbase specific" stuff. I LOVE last year's side patch on the draft hats. I'm not crazy about the design of this one, but the bridge & the "Duuval, FL" are elements I really liked.

28.03.2025 17:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AC said he wished the pin was Rex and now I wish I had a Rex pin. 😂

28.03.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0