screaming for old man yaoi so that we get post college dudes with jobs. like haggling. "give me old men!" "you get high schoolers." "....40 year olds?" "college students." "30 year olds?" "25 and that's the highest i can go."
04.03.2026 21:54 —
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screaming for old man yaoi so that we get post college dudes with jobs. like haggling. "give me old men!" "you get high schoolers." "....40 year olds?" "college students." "30 year olds?" "25 and that's the highest i can go."
04.03.2026 21:54 —
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yeah i think they had caramel and pecans. but like. i was in 1st grade when they were around i think. so my memory is fallible.
oh man yeah, those were like...only online or something? or you could only order them from the girls. And i get my cookies from the booths, so I was also SOL there.
04.03.2026 21:52 —
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ohhhh the savannah smiles were so good. lemon-ups and lemonades just are not on that level. i miss Juliettes from when i was a babby brownie but tbh i don't even really remember them all that well just that i liked them.
04.03.2026 21:39 —
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it really is weird sometimes though. Like. Earth is not a college student. Us went from mid twenties Tay to high school Por in DFF to this now. Like let these men grow up.
04.03.2026 21:37 —
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yeah that's fair. but i would want that cookie to be soft, and girl scouts doesn't really do soft cookies.
it's still better than the smores cookies. those were just too sweet, nothing but sugar taste.
04.03.2026 21:34 —
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i liked it just fine, but it is still below Adventurefuls my beloveds and tagalongs and thin mints. one box was enough.
04.03.2026 21:20 —
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Extenuating circumstances. You are granted an exemption.
04.03.2026 19:23 —
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You are allowed to change the publishing date for this, I give you permission
04.03.2026 19:06 —
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バームクーヘンの日
04.03.2026 12:07 —
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god this scene is so good. Porsche hoping for Kinn and getting his hopes dashed, Vegas putting on his BEST performance, Pete catching his bestie and his future husband but he doesn't know it yet running off together, pete vs porsche fight. top tier shit.
04.03.2026 00:14 —
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she does it to everyone!!!!!!!! she'll be calling her sister or cousin and be like "hey call me" and i'm like "THEY'RE GOING TO THINK YOU'RE DYING!" and she's like "No they won't, you weirdo" but SHE is the weirdo here!
it's gotta be a generational thing.
03.03.2026 23:35 —
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it's like my mom calling people and leaving a voicemail like "hey it's me call me" and i'm like MOM. you need to ELABORATE. that's so RUDE you're gonna make people think something is Going Down.
......maybe that's The Anxiety talking. But I'm pretty sure i'm still correct, here >:(
03.03.2026 23:30 —
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see but ur my beloved nong and someone i know! not a total stranger in my tumblr messages. I can reasonably expect that you are real. so it's still like...get to the point! but i know the point will come and will probably be Boys In Situations and not...whatever scammer bots do. request giftcards?
03.03.2026 23:30 —
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why on earth do people message you with just 'hey' anywhere, let alone on tumblr? land of the porn bots? i simply will not acknowledge your humanity if you don't do better than that. you are a bot to me and shall be shunned.
03.03.2026 22:13 —
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free them! 🐥
03.03.2026 17:57 —
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Total justification for amnesia plot.
03.03.2026 17:53 —
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I would assume that my dad was taking care of things including my assistant you know, as a competent business guy but it turns out dad sucks at business. So.
03.03.2026 16:02 —
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Hes in denial. Telling himself Lalit is safe with his granny.
03.03.2026 15:57 —
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ひにゃまつり🌸
03.03.2026 12:41 —
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i have copies of pretty much every fic i've written in the last 20 years still even if LJ and AO3 bite it but i'd miss the comments.
03.03.2026 01:46 —
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i remember Kelvin and the banker guy "kidnapping is illegal" "bitch so is bribery, keep your mouth shut and so will I"
03.03.2026 01:44 —
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it's primo blackmail material too. like oh, the psychiatrist Lalin recommended to you is actually her brother and also Lalit's brother and he knows a whole bunch of your shit? well he's a brotherfucker so....it's whatever, not even a big deal. what's Lavid gonna do? TELL? not with that over his head
03.03.2026 01:44 —
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makes complete sense. nothing to see here. Have a good day Khun Kelvin, feel better Khun Vier.
03.03.2026 01:37 —
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....because i ALSO loved fucked up brotherly relationships and they already have fuckery going on? obviously.
03.03.2026 01:35 —
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he has terrible flashbacks, officer, can't always tell reality from the past. it's very tragic but we're trying out best. The new psychiatrist is hopeful!
03.03.2026 01:31 —
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Lavid manages to find him somehow and is soooo excited but Lalit has no idea who he is and maybe makes some Assumptions before Lavid can drop the Long Lost Brother bombshell on the poor amnesiac.
03.03.2026 01:30 —
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like it's just an open secret that Kelvin from King Group has Vier chained in his basement now.
Justice for Lalit, my dumb baby who tried.
03.03.2026 01:15 —
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that's true but also: they were literally IN THE POLICE STATION??? Vier could have just been like "hey any cop, my ex boyfriend here is kidnapping me."
(the response would have been "you don't LOOK kidnapped, my guy" but we can PRETEND the cops are competent enough to dig a bit)
03.03.2026 01:14 —
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i remember the look on his face when Kelvin brought that guy into the basement. He was having a Revelation. He was Plotting.
03.03.2026 01:10 —
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