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"No matter where you go, there you are" I'm just a little tree from the 8th dimension, sent here to spread sarcasm, and pet all the dogs. Except Chihuahuas! Never again you shaky vicious bastards! https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=yGPqYrydOoPkbyyN

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Wow, he didn't answer that question like a Republican! Fuck!

03.11.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him . ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his arms outstretched and the words inconceivable written below him .
03.11.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously the rantings of a delusional psychopath.

03.11.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least he finally used a percentage correctly... I am also 100% anti sweet potato Hitler.

02.11.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a mascot is dancing in a stadium with the words go dawgs written below him ALT: a mascot is dancing in a stadium with the words go dawgs written below him

#BoboMustGoGo!

01.11.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and saying " you don 't say ... " ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and saying " you don 't say ... "
01.11.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person 's face with the words " the horror , the horror " written below it ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the words " the horror , the horror " written below it
01.11.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am not owned by a cat, but would a pup suffice?

01.11.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a colorful day of the dead sugar skull with a smile ALT: a colorful day of the dead sugar skull with a smile
01.11.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boohoo he lost his title, when he should be rotting in jail for the rest of his pathetic child raping life.

01.11.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When I say "She is a CUNT!" Trust me, because when she is disgracing South Carolina with her presence, she lives right down the street from me. ๐Ÿคฌ

01.11.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just what Argentina needs... More Nazis!

01.11.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was always warned I was hanging with the wrong crowd.

01.11.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait! Nobody told me that there would be pie!

01.11.2025 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to start with being less of a dick, and go from there. Unless you are maga, ICE, or my psycho ex, then I dial it up to 11.

01.11.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That dude is the crust left behind at an all day orgy.

31.10.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just waiting for the dead formally known as president...

31.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Lincoln would have shot himself looking at that gaudy bathroom... ๐Ÿค”

31.10.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BebotExpress Oingo Boingo - Dead Man's Party (Official Music Video)

youtu.be/VpYhfuG4i7w?...

31.10.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Soooo when exactly did she get body snatched?

30.10.2025 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That mother fucker must be wearing asbestos pants!

30.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man. I really liked that part in the Bible where white Jesus dismantled an AR-15 and turned it into hundreds of handguns for white trash magas to feel safe at Starbucks... Truly a selfless act of compassion.

30.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star ALT: a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
30.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can't think of a better place to stop the doom scroll.

30.10.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stapler: office supply hide and seek champion for 145 years and counting.

30.10.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trust me as an artist, the best paint for painting tunnels on walls is ACME paint. 5 out 5 coyotes recommend it.

30.10.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is more believable than what is in our So-Called "factual" press.

30.10.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump's going to fuck your kids one way or another.

30.10.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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