toilet bones

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

my 11yo semi verbal autistic daughter loves the whole 6-7 craze but she sings loudly "and if the devil is six THEN GOD IS SEVEN, GOD IS SEVEN" like Frank Black and I need to send her teacher a link to old Pixies songs so she understands what's going on because her teacher is too young to get it

a metal robot arm extends from the top right of the frame, holding a plastic kitchen brush with bright white bristles out toward a very large, dark red squid just behind it. the squid's arms are splayed open, with the bright white suckers facing outward

hey did you know that a viable way to get a DNA sample from cephalopods is to literally scrape them with a kitchen brush

this is ROV SuBastian from the Schmidt Ocean Institute deploying the KBOS (Kitchen Brush Of Science) on a megalocranchia which is understandably less than thrilled 🧪🦑

He can't keep getting away with it

Screenshot from youraislopbores.me My prompt: "i've got computer madness and an need an uncritical voice to encourage my delusions involving billy ray cyrus: i think he's using magic to enter my home and destroy my toilets when i'm not there" Response: "i mean its true..."

you seemingly advocate that we need to accept the idea that humanity as a whole and philosophy as a discipline can't do better than your personal halfassery when it comes to understanding consciousness. I remain unconvinced since your argument is essentially, "everyone else is as ignorant as I am."

i had a funny moment of sleep deprivation where i was like "wait where i did i hear about this album i've been listening to on a loop for the last couple days?" and it was funny because i just assumed it was you and briefly scrolled your profile until i found it

Flipping the switch on the Chinese Room to make it non-deterministic like, "okay is it conscious now?"

[inventing the hot air balloon] I don't give a fuck where I go

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tracker ui

started writing a text ui music tracker a la impulse tracker or renoise with vim-style navigation and basic ableton-style looping in rust.

i had an unseemly higher six digit number 644187, which was mid-late 97 i think.

A balding man with a mustache sits at a drawing table in front of an unfinished comic strip, turning backwards in his chair and waving, with his other arm draped over the chair. He says "People ask me every day, 'where do jokes come from?' 'How do I make a joke?' 'What IS a joke?' Today I'll be giving you a closer look." We now see a pink blobby creature wearing one of those novelty arrow through its head. "here is a joke in the wild. But what makes it work?" With a loud 'BONK', the pink blob is bludgeoned with a hammer. "First we humanely euthanize the joke." "Now we can see inside the joke. Let's observe." The lower half of the image is a diagram, in red, of the pink blob creature, the joke, autopsied, with pins holding it open, and lines pointing to different organs labeled as follows: Pyloric Ceca Chuck Sacks Note the absence of bones Pathos "silly" gland secondary ruminant stomach swim bladder cloaca The cartoonist pops up again at the end to say "I hope that clears things up. If all else fails, just shout lines from 20 year old tv commercials. Everyone thinks that's funny and not annoying."

How Jokes Work

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

I played the shit out of the chuck yeager games

room halfway filled with brown liquid

not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline

I had some fun recently helping finalize my sister's dissertation where I was building a citation list from idk 800 some footnotes and I was curious if an llm could filter footnote citations from footnotes that contain citations, and the answer was: not reliably enough to be useful

screenshot of a medical intake form that asks for my current occupation, which i list as "i teach dogs how to do karate and i'm a part time astronaut" and my current living situation, for which i simply wrote "yes".

love 2 fill out intake forms

fun side note, if you look at this guy's replies, you'll find a lot of complaints about how deepseek is too censored to do whatever nonspecific thing this guy needs it to do and i'm increasingly curious what that thing is

i'm really enjoying trying to imagine a "creator" struggling to create some sort of dogshit slop and the thing that's holding back the entire enterprise is the very specific restrictions imposed by the chinese government.

Lockout Supplements Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup Due to Undeclared Sildenafil 02/252026-McKinney, Texas, Lockout Supplements is voluntarily recalling all lots of Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup. This product has been found to contain sildenafil not listed on the product label.

my sister sent me a message about a listeria recall for frozen blueberries and also a recall for a product called "boner bears chocolate syrup" that i was pretty confident was a joke, but it's actually real. it's a chocolate syrup for erectile dysfunction and the recall is because it contains viagra

Lockout Supplements Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup Due to Undeclared Sildenafil 02/252026-McKinney, Texas, Lockout Supplements is voluntarily recalling all lots of Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup. This product has been found to contain sildenafil not listed on the product label.

my sister sent me a message about a listeria recall for frozen blueberries and also a recall for a product called "boner bears chocolate syrup" that i was pretty confident was a joke, but it's actually real. it's a chocolate syrup for erectile dysfunction and the recall is because it contains viagra

Wait, we all live in Maryland

no, this would put me in the hospital

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

i mean, i'd vote for him to eat dogshit or get shot into space or have to live in a giant toilet shaped enclosure at the zoo where people are encouraged to throw things at him

There's a level of sleep deprivation where this gets stuck in my head

using this as an external motivation to trick myself into doing some things that i actually would enjoy doing, but that i rarely do because of the unfortunate way my brain works

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

okay so like how many hamburgers is economics and tax theory are they theoretical or conceptual hamburgers i need this in hamburgers