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They might have taken my dad bone but they can't take my dad jokes

The most important thing I learned from GRS is the pinch and roll technique works just as well on labia as it does on balls

*flirting* do you wanna help me take my progesterone?

Why are you licking teenage boys' balls??

OK, but what if you cuddled up to me in bed and I made a cute little noise and did a little happy wiggle? Ever think about that?

Finally getting around to moving things onto this account, doing one of these to find mutuals.
Here you will find:
>Shitposting
>Trans Shitposting
>Gay Shitposting
>Leftism
>Deathcore/Metalcore
>MtG
>Warhammer 40k
>Minecraft
>4x Games
>EMS Stories
>SFW Thirsttraps

Drop a follow if interested

We should reanimate all the popes and have them fight each other to see who's the one true strongest pope.

My toxic trait is that sometimes I like to put cavern on Eldrazi just to put the fear of god into my opponents

I never get got by axe murderers because I keep axeing them if I can axe them a question until they leave out of frustration.

*girl who needs to dilate more voice* having a pussy is pretty tight