Microplastics Georg

You expect Canadians to care about copaganda?

Dude, being a Resident Evil fan rules. There’s been six new games since 2017 and every single one of them is fun as hell

in the name of the blood moon..!

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

sign toilet one place one dream

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

Tweet by Jackson (@tree_bro). July 22, 2001. - "*knocks on door" Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer"

Jackson predicted this 15 years ago

macro photo of a male california carpenter bee on a small blue flower. he is looking directly into the camera and is covered in pollen.

Here's Mr. Pollen Face for you! (CA Carpenter Bee)

💙

Garfield caught in the act of choking the ... nevermind

GARFIELD: CAUGHT IN THE ACT
NOVOTRADE SOFT 1995
SEGA GAME GEAR

Did you know that the bees that need saving are NOT honeybees?

Honeybees are the dairy cows of bees. People brought them over from Europe to make us honey.

The problem with honeybees, esp in resource-limited ecosystems (like hey! cities!) is that they compete with our native bees for food.

Guests to the sanctuary are always surprised and delighted by how friendly and “dog-like” our pigs are, but it’s not unusual at all when pigs are raised and treated with kindness.

a collage of photos of 8 pigs in different sized rectangular frames. One of the frames is a cream color and brown texts says "happy national pig day"

March 1st is National Pig Day! Of course, every day is a good day to celebrate these incredibly smart, sensitive, social, and loving souls, but most people don't get the chance to know pigs in person so it's great to have an official day to show them off. ❤️

Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

This Hit Series Wasn’t Created for Black Fans. We Made It Our Own Anyway. Our long and complicated relationship with the late Akira Toriyama’s Dragon Ball.

Akira Toriyama died two years ago today. When he passed, I explained how Black American fans of Dragon Ball reinterpreted the series into a contemporary pillar of our culture.

I loved writing this essay, and I hope you enjoy it, too. Piccolo is wearing a wave cap.

slate.com/culture/2024...

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 23

Windows for GameCube #vtuber #tech #shorts

Mario flashing the peace sign going down a pipe

SUPER MARIO RPG
SQUARE 1996
SNES

lol you're not even trying to make a convincing lie

LEARN TO PLAY BASS LIKE A PRO Featuring pro bass anglers George Cochran, Shaw Grigsby Jr. Gary Klein, Tom Mann Jt., Dee Thomas and Kevin VanDam, BASS MASTERS CLASSIC®: PRO EDTION brings world-championship bass fishing indoors. Don't miss your chance to compete in the most realistic fishing game for the Super NES and Genesis. Super NES coming July 96. Genesis coming November 96.

sometimes you find a legitimately funny 90’s video game ad

Anyway while I still need time to sit with the album to figure out where it sits on my rankings, I feel pretty confident in saying that The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God is easily the best Gorillaz music video since the Plastic Beach era and nothing comes close

Happy 14th Anniversary to one of the greatest moments in sports history

Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️
#art

Scolipede 🐛✨ #pokemon #art #halloween

The screenshot of the release notes reads: A new version of TeX Live Utility is available! TeX Live Utility 1.55 is now available-you have 1.54. Would you like to download it now? Release Notes: Changes Since 1.54 • Fix bug 137, homepage link in Help Book. • First release in a long time, since I don't use TeX anymore and resent the very idea of paying Apple annually for the privilege of giving away free and open-source software. Also, I'm really lazy. Please accept my apologies for all the annoying issues you've encountered in this mission-critical software. • Updated mirror list, which was three years out of date. • Added missing legacy mirrors, which was even more out of date. • Added an alert on startup when user tries Homebrew's lobotomized MacTex, because those lunatics left timgr but removed its database. Thanks for nothing, guys. Bug 142 and 144. • Use a custom user-agent to work around the Anubis bot trap on texlive.info. Can't wait to see what else breaks because of this, thanks to the profusion of degenerate Artificial Insemination fetishists scraping websites to feed their models. • Lists of countries in Repository/Continent are now sorted. No idea how you people let me get away with that one for the last fifteen years.

There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.

have been discussing this prompt with the fellas for the last 12 hours so now i bring it here: do you think you can do this

Scan and translation by Flickr user "MiloScat" Panel 1: Mario: "LUIGI! YOU'VE BEEN EATING MUSHROOMS AND HIDING IT FROM ME AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?" Panel 2: Luigi: "SORRY, BRO... I JUST COULDN'T RESIST..." Panel 3: Mario: "I'M NOT SAYING EATING MUSHROOMS IS A BAD THING! JUST DON'T DO IT SECRETLY IN THE TOILET!" Panel 4: Zoom out to reveal Luigi is too large to exit the toilet. Mario must go urgently. Luigi: "I'M SORRY, BRO... I'M SORRY..." Mario: "IT'S ALRIGHT, JUST GET OUT OF THERE!" Please note that the original comic was already in Western left-to-right reading order. The panels are specifically numbered in the comers to indicate the correct order to readers only familiar with Japanese manga right-to-left order. Source: flickr.com/photos/miloscat/44060649174, book: Super Mario World (APE), Japan, 1990, ISBN 4-09-104192-2

"Mushrooms are drugs" jokes are a staple of Mario humor on the Internet. Not even Nintendo themselves are strangers to this, with a comic in the official Japanese Super Mario World guide using "Luigi is consuming mushrooms secretly in the bathroom" as a setup.

SILT STRIDER GF (Image of silt strider) lets you climb on her back takes you wherever you want to go is an enormous bug (affectionate) easy to spot in a crowd unmoisturized, in her own lane, thriving hrooOooOooOoot legs go all the way up (60 feet)