can someone help me build some history around this guy i adopted from an estate sale? what’s his story?
23.01.2026 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
can someone help me build some history around this guy i adopted from an estate sale? what’s his story?
23.01.2026 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0which one of you is keeping j lo relevant
14.01.2026 15:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0friend with benefits (dental, pto, matching 401k))
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these are the bathrooms we want in Liberal America‼️‼️
11.01.2026 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ok but what’s the rent like for the jaden smith house hat bc……it’s rough out here fam
05.02.2025 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
personal vent 💥
30.01.2025 14:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0a tiktok ban?? what if i throw myself out of a window instead
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imagine someone walking across the debate stage and crop dusting the fuck out of both candidates
28.06.2024 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
rat stevens
hall and goats
fish
keep it going
me trying not to take everything in the microsoft teams work chat as passive aggression
18.04.2024 18:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey god it’s me i just want to know why you gave me fucking chin hair
19.02.2024 07:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0banjos go so hard
05.01.2024 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just abused the toilet so hard it started calling me mommy
02.12.2023 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0young matthew lillard. that is all
16.11.2023 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0good for her she’s been studying for YEARS
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where did she go??????
14.11.2023 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0telling your inner child they have something on their shirt and then swiping your finger up their face?
08.11.2023 20:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0please increase teacher salaries. i’m literally beefing with a 12 year old rn and i’m so tired
08.11.2023 16:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my gyno was kind of a bitch to me today so i stole the robe
07.11.2023 23:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey ma what that EQ do?
02.11.2023 13:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i don’t think we use the word catawampus nearly enough anymore
31.10.2023 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you know i give that amazing
27.10.2023 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how do i politely ask him to chew on me like a piece of fatty meat serious replies only
25.10.2023 18:28 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0my eighth grade students were born in 2010………………….not sure what to do w that information
24.10.2023 16:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me when the body keeps the score
16.10.2023 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all i want is one god damn bite of a shaggy n scooby sammy
12.10.2023 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0someone should venmo me for shits n gigs it’d be really funny
06.10.2023 18:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the problem with society is not enough men are googling "how to get a slutty waist"
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