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YouTube video by Paul Barker - Topic Victory (feat. Taylor Momsen)

Honestly this guy had excellent taste as well as tasting excellent. I remember snapping out of the headspace because a banger of a song came on and that’s how I found Paul Barker’s solo album.

YouTube video by BlooodMusic Perturbator - "Dangerous Days" [Full Album - Official]

I can’t listen to this album without getting at least a TINY bit turned on. This album was the soundtrack to the first formative kink experiences I ever had, I hope the Dom in Aberdeen that got the best head of his life to this album knows the impact it made to my sex life.

Best types of cuddles are ones where I can’t walk properly after

Off to lick some armpits, catch you later.

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⚠️ PSA ⚠️

I *always* want the link to the alt.

I mean if you ever want me to screen some piss pics for quality I’m always down 👀

Idk the accuracy but this is the most Edinburgh coded post I’ve ever seen, I hate these fucking tourists.

Absofuckinglutely, you know I’m down 😏

Fucking hell 🥵

To clarify what I meant about the himbo thing, I see it the same as people who obsess over AI. It doesn’t matter how smart you are, but willingly giving it away for ease of life makes me think of you less. They WANT you dumb, because it makes you easier to control. Don’t hand it over willingly.

I’m off on one, because I’m seeing people in their early 20s REALLY go in hard on the himbo thing and given the state of the world I can understand escapism but to have your whole personality be “I’m dumb” is honestly kind of a cop out.

Like, I get it, I like my fair share of the experiences that involve submission and not having to think and be “dumb”, but that’s a scene dependent thing. The idea of purposely pretending you’re a big dumb himbo as part of your persona when you’ve got a fucking PhD really winds me up.

If I ever start getting ideas of being a “himbo” or anything like that, fucking slap me.
I worked hard to be smart, got my fair share of bullying for it, and find the “big dumb gym boy” archetype really contrived, especially if it’s someone I know is ACTUALLY smart.

I swear to god if I can’t deepthroat someone without getting debilitating tonsillitis any more, I might actually cry. It’s not even just dick, if I scrape them with food or anything like that they just blow up 🥲

Good morning 👀

It was a fucking cold 😒

Unsure if I’m coming down with a cold or whether I simply got manhandled VIGOROUSLY to the point of muscle aches on Saturday night. Either way, tired and achey, but nevertheless I shall nap and nurse my sore sternum I got held down by 🫠🫣

The best thing about using sniffies in your local neighbourhood is that you start clocking when your local slut friends (complimentary) have visitors for one of two hours. It’s a window into their sex life and I find that deeply entertaining.

My slot is always available for your deliveries 😘

Would and would tbh

This feels on brand for you

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I’m in deep need of spending a week just getting stoned as fuck and enjoying dick tbh

*daydreams in gangbang* is such a fucking mood though

I think you’ll find my tongue does the same job as a shower in most situations 👀

Uhhhhh, hi…

I’m really happy my friend got into a happy monogamous relationship but it did mean that he deleted his Blowers profile and the glowing review he wrote after fucking my throat for a few hours is gone 🥲