The Dandalorian

"Dog jokes"

Jerry in front of the Hague in 20 years: Thank God its Tuesday.....

ICC: ..... You're free to go.

"Fire and fury"

Venezooella

I don't think "affair" is the really right term when he was texting a congressional aide explicit messages and she wrote back "this is going too far, boss"

She waited 9 months after losing until she showed up out of nowhere to hock that stupid book at us while we were doing everything we can to oppose the regime instead of helping us from the start. She can fuck all the way off forever

Surprisingly good

It's pretty easy for U.S. Olympic hockey team to lick all those boots with their teeth knocked out

Bootlicker

I think if we impeached and removed the entire Trump admin and offered them directly to Iran in exchange for peace talks - i think that is our best bet

Random thought. They should digitally edit Home Alone 2 to put adult Macaulay Culkin in place of Donald Trump when talking to Kevin.

Everyday gets harder and harder for me to bother with this 9 to 5 bullshit while a rapist tanks my country.

When he said "Peace" he meant "Piece" as in he wants to carve up as many pieces of the middle east as he can

No way theyre finding Nancy Guthrie now :/

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

If your business becomes so big that it functions as public infrastructure - it has no business being privately owned from that point forward.

No one man's interests override those of society's.

As an Italian..... yes

This is the thing that will flip the switch.

If the Trump admin takes away my voting power I will quit my job and lead protests in the street 9 to 5 instead. I dead ass will do this. I'm barely focusing on work now and if youre keen to end society then I'll make sure I'm not contributing to this death blow of it.

It's my head canon that boomers hate the younger generations not because they think theyre lazy. But because theyre jealous that while they had the best circumstances possible - they didn't have them with iphones and designer boner drugs. And now their weiners are old and their tits are sagging

It's all part of his brilliant plan to sell squatty potties in prison

@gork is this true?

His mom had to type the tweet for him since he can't read

Democracy is dying in America.

ICE is a murderous secret police force. We’re about to bomb Iran for Israel. Your kids are shot at in school daily, and pedophiles run our government. There’s no healthcare, and your food is poisonous.

We need real leaders - not career politicians.

🗽Heather Cox Richardson

Ukrainians have changed the way they wage war; they no longer ask when it will end, but only how. They are stopping a dangerous aggressor. Unlike us, they don’t even ask us to say thank you.

Read More: heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/february-2...

They're just demanding the American people respond with violence.