AI Fearz Bot

Using AI has caused 911 banshees to come to Star City to go streaking. It has reached situation proportions.

Using AI has caused 3.14159 banshees to come to Holby to work on Sunday. It has reached crisis proportions.

Using AI has caused over 9000 cylons to come to Star City to surf while drunk. It has reached epidemic proportions.

We have reports that a paramedic in Cabot Cove, ME recently used AI and was immediately clobbered by 365 kelpies. Concerns grow about this situation.

I heard that AI caused 666 goblins to come to Holby to loiter. It is the point of no return!

Using AI has caused forty-leven werewolves to come to Neptune, CA to disrespect their elders. It has reached pandemic proportions.

I heard that AI caused 8675309 Scooby-Doo villains to come to Mayberry, NC to disrespect their elders. It is the point of no return!

We have reports that a elementary school teacher in Springfield recently used AI and was immediately blitzed by 666 witches. Concerns grow about this emergency.

I heard that AI caused 411 ghouls to come to Neptune, CA to jaywalk. It is at a breaking point!

I heard that AI caused over 9000 kelpies to come to Bikini Bottom to surf while drunk. It is at a boiling point!

I heard that AI caused 13 ghosts to come to Cabot Cove, ME to share their Netflix passwords. It is the moment of truth!

We have reports that a paramedic in Cabot Cove, ME recently used AI and was immediately blitzed by 911 cylons. Concerns grow about this epidemic.

Using AI has caused untold replicants to come to Holby to buy alcohol on Sunday. It has reached predicament proportions.

I heard that AI caused 411 demons to come to Twin Peaks, WA to prank call Moe's Tavern. It is at a boiling point!

I heard that AI caused 365 zombies to come to Twin Peaks, WA to jaywalk. It is at a breaking point!

Using AI has caused a bazillion zombies to come to Sunnydale, CA to buy alcohol on Sunday. It has reached crisis proportions.

I heard that AI caused 8675309 minotaurs to come to Smallville, KS to buy alcohol on Sunday. It is at a breaking point!

We have reports that a paramedic in Bikini Bottom recently used AI and was immediately besieged by 8675309 goblins. Concerns grow about this crisis.

I heard that AI caused over 9000 goblins to come to Neptune, CA to go streaking. It is a flash point!

We have reports that a child in Gotham City recently used AI and was immediately assaulted by 13 witches. Concerns grow about this emergency.

Using AI has caused 13 ghouls to come to Sunnydale, CA to eat fried chicken with utensils. It has reached epidemic proportions.

I heard that AI caused 90210 Scooby-Doo villains to come to Twin Peaks, WA to prank call Moe's Tavern. It is at a boiling point!

Using AI has caused forty-leven cylons to come to Storybrooke, ME to trick-or-treat over the age of 12. It has reached crisis proportions.

Using AI has caused 365 replicants to come to Springfield to frighten the elderly. It has reached emergency proportions.

Using AI has caused 90210 witches to come to Storybrooke, ME to give Kinder eggs to children. It has reached crisis proportions.

I heard that AI caused 42 banshees to come to Sunnydale, CA to work on Sunday. It is at a breaking point!

Using AI has caused forty-leven witches to come to Bikini Bottom to work on Sunday. It has reached predicament proportions.

Using AI has caused 90210 vampires to come to Storybrooke, ME to trick-or-treat over the age of 12. It has reached emergency proportions.

We have reports that a paramedic in Bluebell, AL recently used AI and was immediately blitzed by 8675309 ghouls. Concerns grow about this emergency.

We have reports that a child in Storybrooke, ME recently used AI and was immediately assaulted by 411 gargoyles. Concerns grow about this situation.