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Raider’s tiddies should be bigger, he’s so Dehydrated

I love how it still matters like. Which one you kill last affects how Bad your resulting Demon Prince is going to suck. RIP to anyone else ig, I played ds3 mere months ago, it’s fresh in my mind

Can’t believe they brought back the Demon In Pain and Demon From Below ds3 blowjob brothers

Can’t stop looking at this cow’s beautiful eyelashes. Estinien fr.

This TOO is Kamil Estinien

He's in deep trouble

I've found the timing is slightly more generous than an actual shield parry- you can put up his bubble right Before an attack lands, since it lasts for about 1.5-2 seconds 👍👍it's def tricky and requires practice, but it's SO fun to stick the landing on it.

Imagine a geriatric nerd using one of god's scariest angels for parry practice

Something cathartic about using this austere old man to smash boxes and eat crab off the floor. I Told you he’s like a borzoi.

Huge fan of how the #1 Nightreign Scholar tip is ‘if you can’t fit any more consumables in your pockets- just use/eat EVERYTHING else you find directly off the ground immediately, to level them up’. He’s got that omnivorous dog in him.

I wish they had Estinien in Nightreign, I miss him

Estinien craves being Kamil's little spoon. Is what it is.

Anyway ironically I think Estinien sometimes thinks 'oh no if I wear this shoe with higher heels I will be so much taller than Kamil' like dude................ We've been well past that point...........

They made a draft horse/highland cow/herding dog/goose go to war...................

I almost exclusively associate Estinien with domesticated animals because it's just what feels right

Whenever I think about Estinien's early days as an orphan in Ishgard's temple knights, it's like. Wow he really was like a goose trying to fit into a bevy of swans.

Scholar with the wraith calling bell goes crazyyyyyy, Extremely funny ding-a-ling-ing a boss to death

It was Just Adel tbf but like. Old Man Improvement.

Scholar Solo REAL

Alternatively,

You're allowed to say 'that's just senior dog Sacha'

I just think he's neat

Soloing scholar is absolutely miserable and not how god or Ishizaki intended him to be played At All and I am having a GREAT time

I LIKE his StB trueblood armor with the bustle and snatched waist, I just think we can improve the footwear. Higher Heels. Bring back the drachen armor spurs.

Estinien could be 10% cuntier if they let him wear heels and spurs again

My elfs

I was JOKING when I kept calling him ‘like Kamil and Estinien’s homunculus son Sacha’ and yet. Here we are.

I know why scholar bleeds silver, not red like the rest of the cast, I know my Elden Ring Lore (tm)

but like still every time enemies paint the floor with his innards I say out loud ‘what is WRONG with you’

I don’t think it has quite as many I-frames as duchess, and he can’t chain dodge like her, but still. Dance white boy dance.