holls

Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

hello i have remembered my bluesky login

ok i’m actually gonna use this app now i promise

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A street is orange from flames and you can see the high winds in the palm trees. Sparks fly down the street

A fire truck is engulfed in parks and flames are seen on the hill. The entire photo is red and orange from the fire

A fireman with a hose runs across the front of a house in flames in the background

The inside of a house is a ball of flames. The only visible thing inside is a burning Christmas tree

These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer.

These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP.

You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇
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PSA i guess since a lot of ppl seem to also not be aware of this

if you have Logitech's "LogiOptions+" software installed you likely also have some AI bullshit quietly running in the background of your computer. you can disable it by editing a JSON file (see www.reddit.com/r/logitech/c...)

ok I'm back I promise

RED ALERT NEW KENDRICK

my guy…VENMO???????? just fucking FLAGRANT

It's very funny when NPR is
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"

Need Bluesky to allow us to lock our doors

Ellen Ripley

a guy on a motorcycle with 2 30 can cases of pbr on his lap

a sticker on the back of the bike that says "transphobe extermination squad"

dudes rock

the window says holiday market but. Well.

I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...

me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈

me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃

me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real

have a stevie (in gojo’s prison)

Me reading a lesbian romance novel:
"These bitches are gaaay"

“I'm writing a first draft and reminding myself that I'm simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.”

This was probably my most viral tweet. I've seen it pop up in a lot of quote aggregators, sometimes attributed to a wonderful but definitely not-me filmmaker.

they have the lowest attention span (this is also a self-drag)

ティナ #pixelart #ドット絵

JSKDJSJJKE THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE

BAHAHAHAHA you know i love your ass cos i was like “eh well…if that’s her journey i guess…”

Woke up this morning remembering how, after Kerry's 2004 loss to W, the Democratic party and the press decided it was abortion's fault. When I tell you that this is not an exaggerated memory:

i am so curious omg. like…what angle? like historical fiction?

Fanart of Princess Zelda in her Link Between Worlds design. It's a hips-up shot and she's looking smugly off camera to the right, one hand to her mouth. The background is blurry and appears to be inside a castle. The lighting is warm.

Z

oh that album is amazing tho

Is Idris Elba on Bluesky? 👀