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Idk what to doooooo argghhh

Bluesky my baby were so back

Rubbing my feet and flirting with multiple men. This is actually fun

Lmfaoooo people on IG actually think I just had a baby😭 I was literally in the club two weeks ago wym

My sister said she doesn’t know if she wants to take up her fiancé’s name because she’s worked so hard. And he said if it would make her comfortable, he wouldn’t mind if they hyphenated both their names.

I’m in the backseat about to jump out the car.

These people keep asking if I’m excited for my birthday so they better have something planned ndafya me I’m here enjoying my birthday depression bani yamba beka

Pros: A baby
Cons: Tied to this useless ass family for life

Everyone’s calling me to ask where her fuckass boyfriend was as if I’m his keeper😭😭

No work today dear? Or lunch break?

No because I remember when I realized this, I almost made misandry real🤣🤣

I need to shimika what she did when dad came to drop the white book🤣

Good luck to whoever has to buy my engagement ring. Unfortunately I can spot fake/cheap rocks from a mile away

Too bad I don’t need the ego boost🤣🤣

So prettyyyy

Men are so stupid🤣🤣

Bro she’s so serious about him, to the extent she’s willing to cut ties from my dad over him

Follow nafuti😭😭

That dress has brought back lost lovers, and it’s like you didn’t know I was hot when you were dogging me out or what?
Lemme even lock the house

I’m glad at least one Linda is getting the romantic love they want and deserve. Because it’s been a very very traumatising experience witnessing evil Linda’s relationship😭 I love her but I really wish she loved herself enough not to make certain decisions

Follow him when I leave the country abeg bc how will I breathe?

My mum’s from telling me my foundation is too dark for me and I’m just going to take the advice without crashing out #NewYearNewMe
At least she said she’ll get me a new one

I get that it’s easier to share the bad things that happened in your relationship once it’s done but I think you must only share once you’re done done because how do you get back w someone when you told your friend “He’s never given me anything! Only a yeast infection from his whoring!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Woke up to drink water and found my mum🤣 all she said is “mukulu wako ni ofunta”😭

Bro😭 I hate that man so much and I know I’m not the only one

Making popcorn at 03, if my mum finds me I’m in troubleeeeee

I’ve really stopped doing talking stages and I love that for me.

My mum telling everyone at the dining table that she had to ask my sister’s boyfriend to contribute towards the baby’s clothes/blanket😭😭

Girl diapers just😭 the way this girl is behaving that baby will be in matebelas forever

Girl at least you don’t live with them. Like I’m actually going mad😭
He’s so unemployed he calls every hour and half those calls I’m sure is asking for money