Arcticllama

Weaksauce is one word. Just like buttload and chuckleheads. Update your spellcheckers accordingly (also one word).

There's no like, "old world libraries" or "books" Windows themes? What kind of weaksauce is this?

Telling your bank that the account owner is dead may trigger locking the account and preventing transfers. They'll find out eventually, but don't tell until you have the death certificate AND whatever doc gives you access to the account after their death. (Not a POA which ends when the person dies.)

Shoutout to the 91 year-old guy I heard about who made his wife angry by not making her joint on their Visa, but now that he's dead, she is very happy because she isn't liable for that $11,000 balance. #banking

Home | PlayForge Makerspace, classroom, and retail shop with board games, toys, and puzzles. An imaginative space for people of all ages.

I don't know if you had to get their text or if everyone gets it, but Playforge (in downtown Littleton) is doing 20% off your purchase this weekend. Looks like I'm getting Rebirth a little bit early. www.playforgegames.com/

The reason I know that it isn't a problem with our website is because there are over 100,000 customers at this bank, and you are the only one saying that it is "down".

The reason we always ask you to try another browser is because we don't want to go through the pain of walking you through clearing your cache.

I'm pretty sure they put all these non-usable automotive parts in the Amazon Vine thing to slow down people trying to snipe higher worth items. Otherwise, how often does one need a part for a fuel pump? Not a fuel pump, a part for a fuel pump, specific to a make and model of car.

I got invited to something called Amazon Vine. Seemed odd. Mostly a bunch of junk. Was trying to vibe my way through it. I should have known, there's a full-on Reddit about it. Proving once again, that if it exists, you can be obsessive about it.

Alright, I know we aren't supposed to look down on other people for their culture and our differences, but Manhattan Clam Chowder is just stupid.

On the one hand, Tesla shareholders are insane to vote for a compensation package like that. On the other hand, for whatever reason Elon means unquestioning, continued investment. Without that, Tesla is just a tiny car company in an increasingly competitive niche.

Oh, damn. You KNOW I have to read this.

Ain't nobody out here trying to make pasta in their slow cooker. Pasta already easy to make, don't need some all day help for that.

You guys are adorable. The answer is all of them. Look up nuclear winter. Go back to worrying about school shootings and stuff you can do something about.

There should be a Cream of Mushroom Soup Cookbook

Okay, let's try this again.
a) You don't get to tell me how much to tip.
b) If I tip some with cash I'm trying to help you avoid taxes. I know you must report like 7% or something, so I put that on the card. The extra bills are... What extra bills? Oh, well not income, I guess.

I've been informed that I should not refer to customers as "whack jobs." I said, "I don't say it to their face." I do type it into the notes and apparently it is awkward for other team members when they have to explain why they burst out laughing while reading the customer file.

Look, if you're going to put some sort of built-in gif search in your product, I'm gonna need that thing fully stocked with Simpsons quotes. If it doesn't have "Everything is coming up Millhouse," go back to the drawing board.

I figured out what is "wrong" with my progressive glasses. Apparently I don't keep my head back as far as I used to. I guess I'm drooping or something.

Oh, mama. Yes, please.

If car company CEOs knew anything about their customers, they would create great, highly feature competitive manufacturer alternatives BEFORE they dumped/blocked CarPlay or Android Auto. Instead, they will generate more animosity toward their brand.

I upgraded one of my monitors. One is now 2560x1400 and the other is 1920x1080. The way a window balloons up when I move from one screen to another now is crazy town. Makes my old monitor seem like some sort of 1980s console television.

I'm going through my photos to delete all of the grocery lists, pictures of my feet, accidental videos that were supposed to be pictures, and blurry duplicates to free up space. I'm reminded, again... built a pretty great life here.

I suppose it was nice of Amazon and UPS to announce their huge job cuts on Fed rate cut day leaving no doubt about what the Fed must do. You guys suck and are sacrificing long-term company growth for quarterly earnings, but at least you didn't do it tomorrow.

At the press conference the reporters should ask Mike Johnson, "Is the government reopening today?" If he says no, walk away and go work on something other than being a stenographer for an unpaid PR placement.

I'm not capitalizing velcro and you can't make me. I don't care how many times you underline it.

I'm going to schedule this post to repeat and see if someone will hear the screaming into the void.

1) Your resume should have the most recent stuff on top
2) If your resume has something unusual that might confuse people, explain it in your cover letter.
If you went to the Air Force Academy, last year, we're going to wonder if you're in the Air Force now, and if not, maybe why

I really have no reason to be reading the Denver Business Journal, but I like reading the Denver Business Journal. Makes deciding on a subscription kind of weird. Compared to the Denver Post which I like reading and should probably support. (Except for the whole hating private equity thing.)

Uh oh. The wife is showing me couch colors.