I’m an extremely boring person.
Don’t go out much, don’t see people much, perpetually exhausted.
I feel like I’ve grown into a hermit outside of work and gym.
It sucks. But, until I can just magically feel refreshed every day, it’s life.
anyway here’s my ass cheeks jiggling after gym
09.03.2026 08:55 —
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You know you’ve got a good healthy functioning brain when even melatonin only gives you four fractured hours of sleep.
07.03.2026 21:05 —
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@herewolf.bsky.social might have some suggestions for body/face paints?
07.03.2026 02:43 —
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Want to take a shower with me? Yes... you can put it in 😈
06.03.2026 20:05 —
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The time @nzrubbered.bsky.social turned me into a silicone @bsky.smitizen.com bull drone and I stuffed him into my Orca wetsuit lives rent free in my head and now it will yours.
06.03.2026 12:36 —
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Congrats!
Hmm… perhaps a burly reindeer, or a chubby jackass TF. Those sound like a lot of fun!
06.03.2026 07:04 —
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Thank you for 10k! <3
HOLY MOLY! 10 thousand people is so many! Thank you all so much for your support! Ok, let's do the thing- ✨giveaway!✨
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Winner gets a flat color drawing! Can be your sona, TF, belly, whatevs! Ends on TF Tuesday 3/10
06.03.2026 06:08 —
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I’m so jealous of people who can go cross-eyed.
Yes, it’s for that reason.
05.03.2026 23:49 —
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What if you picked me up after work and played with my bulge and cheeks?
(editor’s note: this one doesn’t finish until 4am 🙃)
05.03.2026 10:49 —
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Is this thing on 🙇♂️
04.03.2026 20:31 —
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never mind he heard shit abort mission
05.03.2026 05:38 —
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Just whisper it, he won’t hear
04.03.2026 23:44 —
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Suddenly craving being padded again, but can’t really do so in the house atm and don’t feel overly comfortable taking it out into the public, so to speak.
04.03.2026 23:36 —
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A photo of a man with an udder
Moo.
04.03.2026 12:06 —
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Want one of those cow udder bibs all of a sudden. Stupid fantasies playing out in my head, restricted only by a need to be somewhat financially responsible.
04.03.2026 09:31 —
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I often wish I could meet someone after work for a quick root, but finishing at 2am at the earliest really makes that tough, unless I really specifically attempt to arrange for it.
04.03.2026 08:35 —
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I can make that happen sometime?
04.03.2026 04:23 —
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Just online? 🥺
04.03.2026 04:19 —
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It’s #humpday!
Repost this with the last butt pic you took 📷 🍑
Literally just my ass. Nothing more, nothing less.
04.03.2026 02:17 —
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Maybe I just need a hug, actually.
03.03.2026 09:47 —
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I should get a massage soon
Looking for full-body, but I guess someone would want to give an interior one following it as well 🤷
03.03.2026 09:41 —
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Craving horns all of a sudden...
03.03.2026 02:10 —
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A firbolg boyfriend would cure me, I fear.
27.02.2026 08:07 —
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just a quick lil gum between projects
27.02.2026 00:10 —
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Need a big guy to hypnotise me, erase my mind and make a good dog out of me.
27.02.2026 05:27 —
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REALLY just don't wanna be a human anymore.
27.02.2026 01:44 —
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Hehe, I try my best~
26.02.2026 05:16 —
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Bawruff!
26.02.2026 05:03 —
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Am I sexy yet?
26.02.2026 04:43 —
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Make porn of me.
Make porn WITH me.
I give you permission.
26.02.2026 02:57 —
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