Jacob Haynes

Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem—”Close Personal Friend” Of Epstein— Resigns As CEO Of DP World Billionaire Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem resigns as DP World CEO after being named in Epstein files.

Really cool and great that there's accountability for the Epstein files in fucking DUBAI before the goddamn US of A.

Whaaat I never see these in time

@repcasar.bsky.social what are we doing about the increased ICE presence in Kyle and Buda?

Oh no poor Tim Homan doesn't feel safe?! We can't have people feeling unsafe in this country now, can we Tom?

Bombing for peace.
Retaliatory missiles for de-escaltion.
More bombs as a warning strike.
More missiles to save face.
Boots on the ground because liberation.

fuck we're headed right into operation "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" aren't we?

I'm so tired of fighting someone else's wars.

guys idk if I can vape my way outta this one

Go back to your couch

You may all go to hell and I will go protest in Texas. And you should too

Give my latest blab a read, I think it's worth it. I quote Fred Durst and implore everyone to peacefully protest tomorrow.

Screenshot from linked article titled "Two arrested after neighbors try to stop ICE agents from detaining Worcester mother"

Screenshot from linked article titled "Two arrested after neighbors try to stop ICE agents from detaining Worcester mother"

Councilor @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social has more spine than most of us. Thank you for putting your body on the line and standing up against ICE.

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Wake me up when they have irrefutable proof he's one of the lizard people.

Team orca feasting rn

Laura Loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

Meme with pretty font that says "in my BLANK era" but I have filled in the blank with " ignore everything and obsess about Jeff Buckley"

Everything is fucked so I'm obsessively rewatching every grainy video of Jeff Buckley the internet has to offer.

Anyways how u doin?

Can the monkeys at the galactic typewriters please stop? You have gotten close enough to Shakespeare, I promise, just give us a night of peace.

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs

#GoNiners #FTTB okay I feel better now

Woke Ally Jerry Jones, welcome to the resistance brother ✊

ESPN phone notification about Shedeur Sanders slipping to 3rd round

Ground News phone notification about Shedeur Sanders slipping to 3rd round

I'm getting more breaking news alerts about this spoiled mfer than Kilmar Abrego Garcia and Andry Hernandez Romero combined

Time to speak up

Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker

I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:

@booker.senate.gov thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

i need less decorum and more “home game in philadelphia” when it comes to the energy in the room.

Why must they insist on maintaining the pick me energy, have they not realized by now that it's not a good look?

Aight I can't watch this mindlessness anymore, I'll catch the lowlights tomorrow. Back to basketball or videogames or some shit.

Trump whining that Democrats wouldn't applaud him even if he cured a disease and then a second later bragging about withdrawing from the World Health Organization

I swear to dog this guy is about to claim the sky has actually always been red white and blue and the whole GOP is gonna cheer and clap and foam at the mouth.